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i designed a bikini
i had the weirdest dream where i was looking at pictures from gmanthemiracleboy's childhood and thinking "woah what an adorable child"
gmanthemiracleboy answered to your post “Should I take my chances with finding a livestream for supernatural...”
WALK AWAY FROM THE TUMBLR VEES
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM
A few helpful notes:
I WAS ON HERE FOR LESS THAT 30 SECONDS BEFORE UNTAGGED SPOILERS FOR FUCKS SAKES
Also holy shit please tell me that spoiler is a lie I refuse to believe it
Also also, I have acquired power, including both heat and the high god of functional fucking refridgeration for the new home. It comes at the expense of my husband (not literally) who is currently somewhere over the pacific.
I do not have internet access.
"But Vees," I hear you cry from my plush new office chair that I definitely did not get for free from some old guy renovating his vacation home on the golf course but which, if I did, would be amazing, "how are you composing this post?"
On the goddamn phone keyboard so I hope you appreciate that. This is the only notice I'll be making for a while.
The cable company is apparently overbooked or some shit so I do not have internet/television/whatever until next Tuesday. Not the day after tomorrow. Ninedays from now. That one.
.......
I will be spending this time reading a lot of those long fanfics I downloaded last month and just kind of left in my downloads folder and forgot about, I expect.
I can't even effectively NaNo b/c no research tools and hey, fun fact, I am not actually a french school teacher being seduced into terrorism by an angry and rebellious russian girl after her "not my goddamn girlfriend" died.
How do French schools work? What speech patterns are typical of russians that are not horrifying funetik aksent bullshit? No one knows, especially not me, because I can hardly fuc king google. I have been writing this post for over half an hour.
Jesus christ I am bored someone save me.
I can't even work because I can't get online and hey you know what is really difficult? Uploading new copy text to your client's website without the god.
damn.
internet.
I miss you all try not to get yourself into any trouble and to the hiatusmods...
May god have mercy on your souls, because obviously I cannot. But I am grateful. Thank you all so much.
I had my first D.Gray-man related dream last night…Allen was fighting some kid from…Egypt, I think, or perhaps somewhere close by…and it was rather strange…
More importantly, however, I had an awesome second dream including some of my amazing friends (such as the lovely gmanthemiracleboy, mikasassass, and reverseart), and we were all hanging out in a Canadian theme park—by which I mean one that was literally Canada-themed—and having the time of our lives…
canadian majykks are real i saw 'em myself
MISTIRY YOU DOLT *enraged American noises*
Actual pictures of me and Gman right now
[This] is the best, worst ship ever to moor itself at our docks.