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[a-998h]

Hello I really like your platonic yandere twisted wonderland stuff. How would the cast react if they missed MC birthday because there were more important things (overblots and the events that led up to them) going on and they didn’t tell anyone because they thought that the others were more important. The only way the cast found out was because they mentioned it when the topic popped up.

Well, first of all they would never forget the birthday of their favorite little baby! But, lets say that due to important school stuff (Twisted Wonderland equivalent of the AP exams, finals, etc) that they forget completely on accident.

Cut to the next day at lunch with the first year gang and instead of eating the food they give you or food from the school cafeteria you're eating somewhat decent restaurant left overs.

"What's that?" Jack asks.

"Oh, it's leftovers from my dinner last night," you say.

"Who made it? It looks tasty," Deuce says.

"Oh, Mr. Trein took me to dinner last night," you tell them.

"That was nice of him. You know why?" Ace asks.

"He said it was his treat for me celebrating my birthday away from my world," you say.

The moment they hear that the hamsters that run each of their brains stop. Yesterday was your birthday, and they treated it like a normal day and completely ignored you! You must be so upset! You're not, you weren't really expecting anything from any of them, but int heir minds you spent yesterday crying your eyes out before drowning your sorrows in dinner and dessert with Mr. Trein. Once the day is over and they go back to their dorms they tell everyone what happened, everyone forgot your birthday.

So, each dorm starts planning a birthday party for that weekend while everyone goes and gets you gifts and cards and stuff they need to make things up to you for forgetting your birthday.

On the flip side the adults didn't forget your birthday. Professor Crewel had given you bags of clothes, Professor Trein took you to dinner, Vargas, trying his best, bought you groceries but mostly protein stuff while Sam gave you a 90% discount on stuff under the guise of a 40%-90% sale and you just got lucky. All the while Crowley gifts you a cloak like his and a card that says he appreciates you with all your missing allowance inside, in bills.

[a-998h]

Hi love your yandere twisted wonderland au I would like to ask what if you had a boyfriend.

No you don't. No. Stop fighting them on this you, the baby of the NRC family, do not have a boyfriend. He's in your old world? Well, he's not here now so they just pretend he don't exist. If you try and bring him up they'll shut that conversation down or just pretend you're talking nonsense.

Though, some people (Ace, Floyd, Jade, Leona, Sebek, Malleus, etc) might go the extra mile and try and remove any eveidence of this so called boyfriend from your life. After all, you're here now and since they'll make sure you never leave why do you need to worry about your old boyfriend.

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@domaystic drabbles day 18 - relaxing evening ft. shinji hirako

The candles are lit and Shinji's feet are in your face.

To be fair: yours are in his, too.

His thumbs press into the arch of your right foot, circling the little knots scattered throughout it with care. You return the favor, eyes fluttering shut as the quiet night washes over you both.

"It's been a while since we just … did nothin'," he drawls sleepily, toes curling as you hit a particularly sensitive tendon. "Missed ya."

You smile, re-opening your eyes so you can pepper a tiny kiss onto his big toe before you close them again. He snorts and captures your pinky in his mouth playfully, to which you react with a wrinkled nose and a huff of disbelief.

"Ew, Shinji."

"Whaat, y'wear shoes, don'tcha?"

"Well yea, but they swea—"

He cuts you off with another dramatic suck, smacking his lips for added effect. "Hm. Salty."

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@domaystic drabbles day 17 - bedridden ft. jūshirō ukitake

It's not that Jūshirō is happy you're sick. Quite the opposite, really; his heart aches at your glassy, vacant expression as you stare up at the ceiling, breath shallow and pained. Some sort of virus struck The Seireitei, depleting Soul Reapers' reiryoku, and you're its latest victim … have been for one week, now — just waiting on The Fourth Division to come up with a cure for the illness. Their only solution thus far has been quarantine, which, sure, put an end to its rampancy across the city, but it's done nothing for the victims already suffering the virus's sting.

Ironically, Jūshirō has been in decent health these past few months. He's thankful for it, because now he can reciprocate the consistent care you've given him all these years; your smile and tender touch have gotten him through the worst of times, and for that, he owes you the world. As he rubs a thumb over your knuckles gently, he closes his eyes, filing through the Chiyudo spells he's learned over the years, murmuring them softly … a prayer of devotion. His efforts are fruitless, but at least it helps him feel useful.

Grief chokes him — makes him look away in shame when your soft gaze slips to his — because now he understands how you feel as you comfort him in his bedridden states: utterly helpless and alone.

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[a-998h]

Hey! I love your Yandere TWST works and hope you'll humor me with this idea. Imagine if, due to exposure to the magical sources of Wonderland and the Blot, Yuu/Prefect/Reader ends up gaining magic. However, the Dark Mirror still can't sort them, leading to a meeting among the Housewardens to decide who gets the Prefect in their dorm.

Also, hope you're having a great day/afternoon/evening/night!

Honestly if that did happen, first of all they would all be worried you're dying or somwthing because that isn't normal. But after they get reassurance you're not gonna die the next idea they have is trying to see if the Dark Mirror will work this time.

They drag you up to the mirror, it's a whole school event. Everyone holds their breath, makes bets, and just waits and... the mirror says exactly the same thing it said the day you got here.

This makes everyone a bit upset, so much so that someone suggests they forget the mirror and do the picking themselves, and that is what sparks the issues.

The fighting gets so bad that Crowley *dramatic gasps* does his job as headmage and steps in. He calls all the housewares into a meeting and tells them that they will discuss this like civilized people, and to make sure of that he takes all their magic pens.

That meeting accomplishes fuck all and makes all the dorms want to kill each other, so to stop that a visit schedule is made under the guise of you helping out.

[devileyeswriting]

@domaystic drabbles day 11 - 'don't tempt me' ft. toji fushiguro

nsfw. mdni

You've been harassing Toji about getting a job for months. Sure, it's nice to have your husband at your beck and call for whatever you need, but unemployment = less funds = a longer wait for retirement, and that just won't do.

But….

Forget your lunch? He'll bring it to you — or take you out! And if you're lucky, you'll get a quickie in the car as a bonus.

Friends don't want to check out that new brunch spot? No problem, Toji's there! And it's right around the corner, so you have plenty of time for morning sex before you fill up on pancakes.

Not in the mood to cook? No issue at all! He already has something planned and prepped. And for dessert: some much-needed stress relief in the form of his cock being buried deeeep inside of you, putting you to sleep so you can be well-rested for another long day in the office.

So maybe the situation isn't that bad.

You have the day off, and you're reading the 'spiciest book of the summer' according to some list online. The smut is supposed to be good in this one, but it just doesn't seem to be scratching that itch … especially when you know you have a hung, six-foot-two wall of muscle one room over.

With a big stretch you start to stand, ready to interrupt whatever video game he's playing, but he beats you to it — waltzing into the living room … in a suit and tie. Looking very handsome.

"Ohh, what's this? Are we roleplaying? Should I put on my —"

His brow arches suggestively. "Don't tempt me," he smirks, "or I'll use it as an excuse to ditch this stupid job interview."

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[devileyeswriting]

giving sosuke aizen and kisuke urahara a brazilian!

requested by @thirstyhoebutbetter030070 ♡

nsfw-ish? // 0.7k words

Kisuke Urahara and Sosuke Aizen, two of the most skilled, intelligent, and accomplished Soul Reapers in the history of The Soul Society, were well-acquainted with the terms of their rivalry — or so they thought.

To say they felt a little silly was an understatement. Never in a million years did they think they'd fight over something as mundane as someone's affection; but, alas, when you came back from the world of the living one day with a "Brazilian Waxing Kit" and puppy-dog eyes, neither could say no … especially when they learned that the other hadn't backed out yet.

And so that is how they find themselves in the very vulnerable position of being completely naked, side-by-side, watching hot wax drip from a wooden stick and onto the floor as you frown down at a manual with various depictions of male genitalia.

Now they don't have to be completely naked. They could have kept their robes on, like you told them, and just make sure to lift it up at the appropriate times. But when Aizen walked in and saw Kisuke completely stripped down, he didn't want to be seen like some prude — so he, too, discarded his robe at the door.

"Should I start with the crotch…?" you ask, breaking the awkward silence "or the butt??"

The question, of course, is rhetorical. They don't bother to answer as you walk up to Aizen and tap his leg. "Feet together … and knees out. I think."

He obeys, lips parting in concern as you hum down at your little guidebook again, brows furrowed.

"Y'look nervous, Sosuke," Kisuke teases from his left. Aizen glances over — and the asshole is shamelessly erect, hands behind his head, waiting for his turn. "Be gentle with him!" he warns you, "who knows what he'll do if he gets upset—"

Aizen tunes him out as a warm sensation spreads across the seam between his groin and right thigh. His gaze drops to watch amber wax melt across his skin.

"This will hurt," you sing a little too eagerly. Aizen says nothing, centering his breathing, preparing for what will hopefully be a painless experience. After all … this is something humans do all the time, and if those weaklings can do it without a problem, then surely he can, too.

You stick a piece of paper onto the cooling wax, and without warning: riiipp!

Kisuke has the nerve to giggle at Aizen's shock. Suddenly everything feels a little sweaty, and he's doing everything he can to subdue any outward display of pain.

"Does it hurt, Sosuke?" Kisuke asks with fluttery lashes. "Need me to kiss it better?"

Aizen doesn't even bother with a reply, rolling his eyes, heart rate increasing as you prepare another application of wax.

Smear, rip. Smear, rip. Smear, rip. The cycle is cruel and relentless … and humiliating! Aizen hardly recognizes the man he's become as he lays there, holding his feet in the air so you can access the hairs in his ass. When you get to his balls, he swears he sees stars — and not the good kind — but he'd be damned if he let Kisuke know any of that, so he steels his expression into one of nonchalance and boredom.

Surely Kisuke, who is known for his childish antics and overdramatics, will make a fool of himself in comparison!

Wrong.

When it's Kisuke's turn, he's holding a conversation with you as if this were a casual evening stroll. He's flirting, even — telling you that your touch is just right, commenting how 'a man should embrace pain if it's at the hand of someone so sexy' … really laying it on thick. And as Aizen lies there with raw skin, a limp dick, and a bruised ego, Kisuke is still hard as a rock, preening beneath your attention.

"You're handling this surprisingly well," you comment, gesturing for him to lift his legs. “Figured you’d be running for the hills by now."

"It's not my first time around this particular block, let's just say that," he waves his hand absentmindedly.

"Oh! When you were in the world of the living, did you get this done often?"

"Every month!"

Aizen's eyes widen. Cheater!

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A/N: this request had me hootin' and hollerin'. i was asked for this to be 'post-TYBW'. TO BE HONEST i have only seen the anime so i am in the dark about what happens to Kisuke and Aizen after TYBW. hopefully this wasn't too egregious :)