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after a hard year of work we give you this, featuring doc scratch + all the trolls. happy holidays, remember to watch out for meteors!

lyrics by candyGroove

lyrics under the cut!

(Verse 1)

[DOC SCRATCH] The first day of Twelfth Perigee, I killed th-

[TEREZI] Oh, what's this? A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 2)

[DOC SCRATCH] ...Hmm. On the second day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ev--

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 3)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the third day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ever--

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 4)

[DOC SCRATCH] As I was trying to say, I took the lives of everyone--

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and--

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 5)

[DOC SCRATCH] I will not join in this nonsense. You'll just have to trust--

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, giggling] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 6)

[DOC SCRATCH] Will you STOP interrupting me? All I'm trying to do is--

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 7)

[DOC SCRATCH] Fine. If this is the fate I am chained to, then I will perform.

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 8)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eighth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 9)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the ninth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 10)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the tenth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave...

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 11)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eleventh day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[ARADIA] Eleven frogs a-leaping

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, confused] Oh-- Wait, Chainsaws? Four... cuttlefish?

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 12)

[DOC SCRATCH] And on the twelfth day of Twelfth Perigee, I KILLED THEM ALL! With...

[EQUIUS] Twelve rippling hoofbeasts

[ARADIA] Eleven robot bodies

[ERIDAN] Ten piles with CAPTOR!

[GAMZEE] Nine hours with the puppet

[VRISKA] Eight stabs in the back

[TAVROS] Seven feet off a ledge

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five ominous honks

[FEFERI, crying] Four culled friends

[NEPETA] Three deep cuts

[SOLLUX] Two doomed mortal loves

[ALL] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

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Attracting Flies

"Attracting Flies" by Aluna George

Hold on now, I'm choking

Give me a second to collect myself

You must be joking

Otherwise I'm laughing to myself

Why you here again?

Hold on a minute, let me check this out *sniff*

Your invitation's a fake

Must be from a ticket tout

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

And you can go off the rails

And you can cry your eyes out

But everything you exh8le is attracting flies

Please stay, it's your moment

I'll give you all the listening that you need

Don't be a showman

Who needs the drama?

Who said you had to bleed?

I'm excited

Come on, surprise me, sweep me off my feet

Oh, enlighten me

What is this special thing 'bout you I need?

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

I hear you out, you hear me out

I hear you shout, I'm not stepping out

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

And you can go off the rails

And you can fry my eyes out

But everything you exhale is attracting flies

How'd you think it felt to get pushed off a cliff

One of us is DEAD now, cold and stiff

Now if I wanna see, gotta give a bitch a sniff

Bold of you to think I'd be okay with your shit

Serket, why would I care if you want me

Serket, why would I care if you don't

Serket, why should I care if you need me

Serket, why do I care if you don't

Little grey Pupa's tales

And little white lies

Everything you exhale is attracting flies

Spiderbitch.

And you can go off the rails

And you can fry my eyes out

But everything you exhale is attracting flies

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This Perigee "This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway

[TEREZI] As off'rings hang above

[KARKAT] I'm gonna get to know you better

[BOTH] This moon phase

[KARKAT] Your grin tempts me to flee

[TEREZI] See how fun it all will be

[BOTH] Together This moon phase

[KARKAT] All the stars are blazing bright,

[TEREZI] I'll be cackling through the night! This Perigee will be One unlike any other, you'll see! But uh… I won't.

[KARKAT] …

[TEREZI] Oh come on, that was funny!

[KARKAT] Secret Sufferer’s here

[TEREZI] My world is filled with cheer and you

[KARKAT] This moon phase And as I peek around, Your smile outshines the others’, it’s true

[TEREZI] Awwe!

[BOTH] This moon phase

[KARKAT] All the stars are blazing bright

[TEREZI] Oo, someone's wrathful tonight, yet This Perigee will be Quite a special Perigee for me, yeah Cherrypie, take my hand, now

[KARKAT] You know I really do care about you, right Pyrope?

[TEREZI] Wow, Karkat! Are you crying or do your eyes just smell really good in this lighting?

[KARKAT] Oh, fuck off, I take it back. I don’t know how I always forget how deranged you are.

[TEREZI] I don’t know how you forget either!

[KARKAT] Emm, all the stars are blazing bright You've been shameful tonight, yet

[TEREZI] Showoff!!

[BOTH] This Perigee will be Quite a special Perigee for me, yeah

[TEREZI] Gog, you are a showoff! Wishing you bliss Okay okay. Take this one

[KARKAT] Take my hand, take my hand now

[TEREZI] That was nice… Wish your dear friend pure happiness But I'm taking the rest of the song! Still, with you, I'm glad Yeah

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Remorse "Reflection" from Mulan

Look at me I will never pass for a Seer of Mind Or live up to Redglare Can it be I’m not meant to play this part?

Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break this game apart

Who is this girl I smell? Feeling like she’s in hell Why am I now someone that I do not know?

Somehow I can’t escape This new low, my disgrace Maybe I deserve this shit, deep deep down inside Maybe I deserve this shit, deep deep down inside…

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Black Romance "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

I want your blood, your indigo streak I want your everything as long as it's free I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate

I want to hurt you, to make you repent I want your spoor-sticky kiss in the vents I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate (Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)

You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want a black, a black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-oh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

I want your horror, your head on a rope 'Cause you're a criminal an asshole and joke I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate

I want your psycho, your juggalo schtick Want to bite you and give you a lick I want your hate Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate (Hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)

You know that I want you And you know that I need you (Cos I'm a free bitch, baby) I want a black, a black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-ooh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah, caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, make that bitch crazy Drink, drink, Faygo, baby Chug it, I'm a free bitch baby

I want your hate and I want your revenge I want your hate, I don't wanna be friends J'ai horreur de toi, et je veux ton revenge J'ai horreur de toi, I don't wanna be friends (Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah) (I want black romance, I want black romance) I don't wanna be friends (I want black romance, I want black romance) No, I don't wanna be friends (Caught in a black romance) (I want black romance, I want black romance) I don't wanna be friends (Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah) (I want black romance) Want your black romance (Caught in a black romance) Want your black romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge You and me could write a black romance (Ooh, o-o-o-ooh) I want your hate and all your moirail's revenge You and me could write a black romance Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah (want your black romance), caught in a black romance (want your black romance) Ooh, o-o-o-oooaah (want your black romance), caught in a black romance

Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah Roma, roma-ma Sopor, oh la la Want your black romance

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hey tz could you please do a parody of attracting flies by aluna george? :3

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