hey what'2 up reque2t from liiterally almo2t a 2weep ago. 2ure ii bet everyone really want2 two hear me 2ay "2weet hiibii2cu2."
lyriic2 and crediit2 under the cut:
2weet hiibii2cu2 tea (original by Penelope Scott)
track art by me
Here's the thing: I can't do anything right
Try as I absolutely totally might
My brains are melting, the planet’s good as ash
The meteors approach, and then fall with a deafening crash
And I'm not your protagonist, I'm not even my own
I don't know anything, I don't even know what I don't know
And if you look outside, you'll see disintegrating trees
The artificial way the moonlight bounces off the waxy leaves
My brain catches on every wave, I’m already halfway in the grave
And the world is ending soon, and I have never been so doomed
I guess I’ll just lay here and bleed, I don't know what I need
There's lukewarm herbal mango sweet hibiscus tea
On the hot garbage pile in which I fucking sleep
The walls are scribbled, it's so ugly, I could blow the whole place up
j/k too late, its like the only skill I have is fucking up
And I am not your protagonist, I'm not even my own
I don't know anything, I don't even know what I don't know
And if you look outside, you'll see disintegrating trees
The artificial way the moonlight bounces off the glitching leaves
My shit brain catches on every wave, I’m already halfway in the grave
The whole damn world is ending soon, and, FUCK, I’ve never been so doomed
I guess I’ll just lay here and bleed, I don't know what I need
It's been a little bit, but we want to thank everyone who participated, donated, or show up to this year's Charitystuck! With your help we were able to raise far beyond our goal of $2500! It means so much to us that so many people came out and helped make this year so amazing! Thank you all so much, and we'll see you again in 2027!
Hello everyone! Thank you all so much for your auditions since June 19th!
We're currently pausing auditions to go over our current submission backlog. We're so delighted to see so many talented folks send in their auditions as well as so many talented creatives looking to join our crew.
Our auditions re-open on July 31st with a couple of new characters to apply for, a few changes to our audition process to streamline it, and a new Casting Call Club page we're currently working on.
We look forward to taking your auditions again at the end of the month. Thanks again for your continued support of Broadwaystuck.
heya all! surprise june being back???? gagreeltheatre rolling onto the scene! for clarification, i still am (and have) the june account, and i might crossover with myself?? who knows, heh. anyway! glad to be back, and i'd love to share songs with you all in the future!
lyrics full art and credits below
How we feeling out there tonight?
Ha, ha, ha
Yeah
I am not feeling good
Wake up at 11:30
Feeling like a bag of shit (oh no)
All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit
Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup
OMG, that is just my luck
Look in the mirror say, "What's up you useless fuck?"
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (ah, ah)
Staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling go away
But it won't go away
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling)
Well, I feel like shit (oh, shit)
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (oh, shit)
Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (oh, shit)
All day, all shit
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling)
I'm feeling like shit
Ladies (yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)
Fellas (yeah)
Are you feeling like shit?
Tell me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh yeah)
Ladies (yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)
Fellas (yeah)
Are you feeling like shit?
Tell me, are you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)
Full cover art and lyrics can be found under the cut!
Original: It's Over, Isn't It? (From Steven Universe)
Parody Lyrics: rozeyBloodlust | @rose-bloods-studio
Mix: theGnome | @broadway-dave
Vocals/Cover Art: Me
It's Over, Isn't It?
It was fine, way back then
When it was us, and all the time we we’d spend
It was fine, ‘cause I knew
That nothing really mattered except us two
I was fine when they came
And then I told you all about some silly game
But that day, I knew
He’d never look at me, like he looks at you
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
You won, and he chose you,
And you loved him ‘till he was gone
It's over, isn't it?
Why can't I move on?
Void and hopeless, no direction
Losing patients with his attention
As a leader, my potential
Is worth nothing if I’m temperamental
Who would I be if I stood between them
Heartless and cruel with the nerve to hurt him
So what is the point? It’s already done
So I'll just keep it inside ‘till we've won
It's… over, isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it over?
You won, and he chose you, and you loved him,
And he’s gone
It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?
It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?
first time ive had to lower the bitrate just to upload something this song is long as hell
super accurate album art recreation by me
lyrics below the cut (its literally just the original song lol)
when you kiss me and say you love me
it makes me feel so good
i wanna break down and give in to you
i wanna believe that youre the one
you give me my pills and sing this strange song
and all my hurting goes away
i start to drift off with you beside me
i wanna believe that youre the one
cry and cry and let it out
we have to face that its over now
even as i anoint your door
im looking out for something more
cry and cry, im crying too
cause no one touches me like you do
i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy
i try my darnedest to be a bastard
i want you to think that i dont care
but i feel sorry, and youre so pretty
you start to cry, and i kiss your mouth
cry and cry and let it out
we have to face that its over now
even as i anoint your door
im looking out for something more
cry and cry, im crying too
cause no one touches me like you do
i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy
youre a tragic girl
you lead a tragic life
im just meant to be your latest tragedy
aint no butterfly girl
this aint no butterfly love
im just meant to be your latest tragedy
i try my darnedest to be a bastard
i want you to think that i dont care
but youre so pretty, and i feel sorry
i start to cry, and i kiss your mouth
i dont want my mom to know that ive been a dirty boy
youre a tragic girl
you lead a tragic life
im just meant to be your latest tragedy
this aint no butterfly girl
this aint no butterfly love
im gonna have to be your latest tragedy
could not 4 the life of me gte this 2 upload as audio so pls enjoy this video instead <3
been missin sum ppl lately as u can see...
thank u evry1 whos sent in a request btw ill be gettin 2 those soon!!!!
feel free 2 send anything else u want
credits n lyrics under the cut
vocals | mixing | album art | lyrics : me!
original song: talk to you by ricky montgomery
been a pretty long time
been a pretty long time since u saw me last
since i saw u last
wonder if we met 2day would it all end up the same
would our circumstances change? would we all still play the game
i wish i could talk 2 u
come n sit rite up there next 2 u and talk 2 u
oh janey
i wish i could talk 2 u come n sit rite up there next 2 u
and talk 2 u
ur in my head more often than i want
more often than i wanna tell u
ur in my head more often than i want more often than i want
been a pretty long time
been a rly long time since u saw me last
since i saw u last
wonder if we met 2day would u turn n walk away?
would we still run out of time or would evrything be fine
i wish i could talk 2 u
come n sit rite up there next 2 u and talk 2 u
oh jakey
i wish i could talk 2 u come n sit rite up there next 2 u
and talk 2 u
ur in my head more often than i want
more often than i wanna tell u
ur in my head more often than i want more often than i want
ur in my head more often than i want more often than i want
ur in my head more often than i want more often than i want
Our auditions are now re-opened! Thank you all so much for your patience (and hype!) Please read this post carefully as our audition guidelines and information have changed.
We are currently holding auditions for the following characters:
Karkat Vantas
Dirk Strider
Gamzee Makara
Caliborn
We're also looking for artists, lyricists, and audio mixers to join our creative team.
You must be 18+ to apply for this project.
You can learn a little more about what we're looking for per-character, how to apply, and what our new audition process looks like under the cut:
Characters We're Casting For
Please note: These “what we’re looking for” descriptors are general guidelines but if you have an interpretation for any character that you feel strongly about it that you would love to bring to a role, please show us! It could open our mind to something totally new that we never considered.
Karkat Vantas
-Masculine/Androgynous voice. Alto/Tenor.
-Ability to comfortably do a little vocal rasp/vocal fry (Optional)
-We're looking for character acting that is NOT specifically a 1:1 impression of any other Karkat performer.
**Please note that acceptance to this role will not give you a leadership position in this project and is only a character role.
Dirk Strider
-Tenor/Baritone, Masculine voice.
-The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.)
Gamzee Makara
-Baritone/Bass, Masculine voice.
-Looking for the ability to move between dynamic character acting to fill the range of Gamzee's mental state through the comic.
-Ability to comfortably do vocal rasp/vocal fry
-The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.)
-Screamo Vocal Technique experience (Optional)
**Familiarity with the Juggalo subculture is a plus, but not a requirement.
Caliborn
-Any, leaning Androgynous/Masculine.
-Would want a stronger/more distinct character voice in this role.
-Very, very strong character acting- Almost over the top.
-Strong ability to play with dynamics and emotion, especially towards brazen confidence.
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The Audition Process For Character Roles
The audition process is done in 2 phases: Initial Audition and Callback Phase.
If you would also like to apply as a member of the creative team, please send a separate email following the guidelines in the "How To Apply" section.
Initial Audition
You'll send your initial email with an acapella recording of a song of your choosing that shows off your range.
At this stage, we'll be looking at your vocal technique as well as your mic quality. Don’t hesitate to also share links any prior music, art, or voice acting work you've done with us if you have it! We'd love to see it.
Callback Phase
If our team wants to move forward to the next stage with you, you'll receive a set of callback songs. You will have 30 days from the email being sent to pick one and return a fully edited cover performed in the style of the character you've chosen. At this stage, we're looking at the following things:
Your audio editing proficiency (i.e. if you are able to do basic audio editing skills such as trimming audio/room noise, basic volume balancing, and the use of basic vocal plugins).
Your energy and confidence while recording.
What character acting you will be bringing to the role. While a distinct character voice may not always be applicable for every role, we’re looking to see how you get into character.
We are not looking for a perfect studio-quality mix-- We just want to see what your baseline skills are for editing audio.
Please note: To keep a consistent benchmark, we discourage song parodies or any lyric alterations at this stage.
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How To Apply
Ready to audition to be part of our cast or send in your application to be part of our crew? Please send the following information to [email protected] with the role you're applying for in the subject line and the following information in the body of the email:
For character role auditions:
Your name
A link to one public social media profile. If you do art, music, or voice acting, we will also accept a portfolio website.
An .mp3 or .wav file of an accapella recording that is at least 1 minute long of a song of your choosing, showing off your range and vocal technique.
For creative team applications:
Your name
A link to one public social media profile or portfolio website.
Attach or link 2-3 representative works of your art, lyrics, or audio editing.
All roles are accepting applications on a rolling basis until all slots are filled. Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!
Best of luck to everyone looking to apply! We look forward to seeing you in our inbox.
Thank you all for your excitement and auditions so far! We've had a handful of new cast members join the project. They're all currently hard at work with creating their first covers and we're so very excited to show them off to you all!
We're still running auditions for Karkat, Dirk, Gamzee, and Caliborn. You can check out our casting call post from June 19th for all of the details and what we're looking for here.
On July 31st, we will be running a new casting call with a handful of new open roles. We also made some changes based on feedback from our wonderful auditioners and staff team to help streamline the process more since we didn't anticipate how many auditions we would receive. Please look forward to it!
If you have any questions regarding auditioning for Broadwaystuck, you can either send them into our askbox OR send them to our email: [email protected].
We look forward to viewing your auditions and taking your questions! Thank you all so much for your love and support!
It has been a lovely time preforming for you all
But It is time that I pass on the torch to another Equius
A different one
One who is just as STRONG and AMAZING as I
I have been part of this project for si% years ((began as our Vriska)) You will still see me, Smear, around as an artist. And an Equius if you know where else to 100k
For now, I leave you with my catalogue and well wishes
Thank you to caballineToxophallic for being our Equius for all these years! We look forward to continuing to work with you as a member of our crew as you pass on the torch to a new actor. 💙
Do you have any song recommendations that might be good for a feferi audition?? Too show off what your looking for for her
We are currently looking for the following for Feferi:
-Bright soprano, Feminine voice.
-Bubbly character acting.
We do have auditioners pick their song at this stage and recommend anything that shows off your singing range that you feel most comfortable singing in for a first round audition. Our initial round for auditions is for us to check out your technique and your mic quality.
The callback phase is where we evaluate your character acting. We provide a list of songs to pick from.
Each singer is different and each auditioner's situation is different, so for a more personalized question like this, we recommend reaching out to our email: [email protected]
Our full post about our audition process can be found here.
are auditions still open or nah? it’s okay if i missed it, i just wanted to check in a kind of “this project seems really cool and you miss 413% of the shots you don’t take” way
Yes, our auditions are still open. We operate auditions on a rolling basis.
Please check out our updated audition call post to see what roles are currently available: https://broadway-stuck.tumblr.com/post/819862096703537152/auditions-open
Our auditions are now re-opened! Thank you all so much for your patience (and hype!) Please read this post carefully as our audition guidelines and information have changed.
We are currently holding auditions for the following characters:
Karkat Vantas
Dirk Strider
Feferi Peixes
Gamzee Makara
Caliborn
We're also looking for artists, lyricists, and audio mixers to join our creative team.
You must be 18+ to apply for this project.
You can learn a little more about what we're looking for per-character, how to apply, and what our new audition process looks like under the cut:
Characters We're Casting For
Please note: These “what we’re looking for” descriptors are general guidelines but if you have an interpretation for any character that you feel strongly about it that you would love to bring to a role, please show us! It could open our mind to something totally new that we never considered.
Karkat Vantas
-Masculine/Androgynous voice. Alto/Tenor.
-Ability to comfortably do a little vocal rasp/vocal fry (Optional)
-We're looking for character acting that is NOT specifically a 1:1 impression of any other Karkat performer.
**Please note that acceptance to this role will not give you a leadership position in this project and is only a character role.
Dirk Strider
-Tenor/Baritone, Masculine voice.
-The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.)
Feferi Peixes
-Bright soprano, Feminine voice.
-Bubbly character acting.
Gamzee Makara
-Baritone/Bass, Masculine voice.
-Looking for the ability to move between dynamic character acting to fill the range of Gamzee's mental state through the comic.
-Ability to comfortably do vocal rasp/vocal fry
-The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.)
-Screamo Vocal Technique experience (Optional)
**Familiarity with the Juggalo subculture is a plus, but not a requirement.
Caliborn
-Any, leaning Androgynous/Masculine.
-Would want a stronger/more distinct character voice in this role.
-Very, very strong character acting- Almost over the top.
-Strong ability to play with dynamics and emotion, especially towards brazen confidence.
-----
The Audition Process For Character Roles
The audition process is done in 2 phases: Initial Audition and Callback Phase.
If you would also like to apply as a member of the creative team, please send a separate email following the guidelines in the "How To Apply" section.
Initial Audition
You'll send your initial email with an acapella recording of a song of your choosing that shows off your range.
At this stage, we'll be looking at your vocal technique as well as your mic quality. Don’t hesitate to also share links any prior music, art, or voice acting work you've done with us if you have it! We'd love to see it.
Callback Phase
If our team wants to move forward to the next stage with you, you'll receive a set of callback songs. You will have 30 days from the email being sent to pick one and return a fully edited cover performed in the style of the character you've chosen. At this stage, we're looking at the following things:
Your audio editing proficiency (i.e. if you are able to do basic audio editing skills such as trimming audio/room noise, basic volume balancing, and the use of basic vocal plugins).
Your energy and confidence while recording.
What character acting you will be bringing to the role. While a distinct character voice may not always be applicable for every role, we’re looking to see how you get into character.
We are not looking for a perfect studio-quality mix-- We just want to see what your baseline skills are for editing audio.
Please note: To keep a consistent benchmark, we discourage song parodies or any lyric alterations at this stage.
-----
How To Apply
Ready to audition to be part of our cast or send in your application to be part of our crew? Please send the following information to [email protected] with the role you're applying for in the subject line and the following information in the body of the email:
For character role auditions:
Your name
A link to one public social media profile. If you do art, music, or voice acting, we will also accept a portfolio website.
An .mp3 or .wav file of an accapella recording that is at least 1 minute long of a song of your choosing, showing off your range and vocal technique.
For creative team applications:
Your name
A link to one public social media profile or portfolio website.
Attach or link 2-3 representative works of your art, lyrics, or audio editing.
All roles are accepting applications on a rolling basis until all slots are filled. Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!
Best of luck to everyone looking to apply! We look forward to seeing you in our inbox.
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