Jan 26
i put a gnome into the Evil Machine and it came out exactly the same
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i put a gnome into the Evil Machine and it came out exactly the same
turning the gnomes into. wheels. or something, i dunno. my heart isn't in it today
a hyper fast gnome just zoomed by and basically i need you to catch it right fucking now
turning a gnome into a ball and putting it in a cannon and firing it at the castle walls. doesn't do any damage but they explode into pink dust that irritates people's eyes and pisses them off
Started the GPWF (gnome pro-wrestling federation) as a side-gig. Unfortunately the gnomes don't know what kayfabe is so they're just beating the shit out of eachother for real
i'm gonna smile my gnome
my friend: yeah so the bbno$ concert was awesome!
me, not listening: i wish i had baby gnome money, those fuckers are expensive
a larger than average gnome has destroyed my slime garden. it's going in the Slippery Box until it understands mortality.