#go bald

[paranoia-offical]

SHAVE your head. Do it. Go bald. You KNOW you want to.

(THEY want you to have hair. Break free from their targeting. No hair products. No fancy oils. No excess spending or hours brushing. Go BALD.)

[stringalink]

the number one roadblock that i encounter whenever i try to draw any conclusions whatsoever about whatever the hell is up with sans and papyrus is that they treat each other like idiots. it's one thing to be mysterious, and it would make total sense if they hide things from other people, but hiding things from each other? why bother? if there is ONE person you can relax around, shouldn't it be him?

what's even worse is that it seems like they only hide a couple of things from each other. sometimes, it feels like there are secrets that the both of them are in on. and they actively help each other with those, so... what's the big deal? what is wrong with you two???

[takamae]

here's a list of what i did today that made me look like an incompetent, poorly functioning member of society:

i didnt realize the money i brought was ripped so the cashier didn't accept it so i was very close to just not buying the stuff i needed

i then said "card?" and ofc the lady at the counter said yes

was abt to panic when i couldn't find my card and i was close to accepting my fate of...not having bought anything

finally got my stuff, then realized i left my phone at the counter LIKE AN IDIOT

thankfully i didn't make it far and i managed to get it back

so, to miss at the counter at the bookstore, i'm so soz and i'm not showing my face there for a very long time. long enough so you forget. thanks 😝

[gh0stybur1]

[tereshkina]

how would you say go bald in high valyrian. when youre cursing someone. like i hope all your hair and teeth fall out and you have to spend a hundred years crawling on your hands and knees looking for them. should bald go after the noun??

Go bald! = Ōgharoqitta siñās!

and there actually isn't any noun in this phrase at all! Ōgharoqitta means "hairless" (adjective) and siñās is the imperative-singular (imperative form is used for commands) of the verb siñagon meaning "to become/to turn into", but I think I know what you were getting at, and yeah, in English we'd say "go bald" but in HV it's "bald go". So no, but also yes.

"I hope all your hair and teeth fall out and you have to spend a hundred years crawling on your hands and knees looking for them" on the other hand would be "aōhor ōghrar se aōha ātsior gierī jopēlzi jaelan se pōntā korigon jēdroti gār rȳ aōhos ondossi se aōhossi ybossi tyvilū."

^^ lmao of the four body parts in that sentence (hair, teeth, hands, knees) I got a full tour through all four grammatical genders. Very satisfying!

[tyrellarts]

Not Lando’s barber trying to get him to bleach his hair should he win the championship 😭😭😭

[librarycard]

everytime you post pictures of yourself I almost black out and shave my head again in a blind frenzy. one of these days it's going to happen

DO IT. do it.

[knivescutme]

Should I cut my hair?? 🎤

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️