Aug 10, 2020
i NEED to think about the claymore warriors with big bahonkadonkadoda muscles or i'll DIE
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i NEED to think about the claymore warriors with big bahonkadonkadoda muscles or i'll DIE
Claymore but instead of using the gross comparision of sexual pleasure to going Awakened, its relief from pain.
Sort of like chronic pain in a way. Their heightened senses, combined with the flow of power in their bodies that can twist their bodies in impossible ways, and their constant open wound. Using their yoki beyond limits could be dangerous, addictive in a way that quick pain relief is. They're constantly in a limbo between human and an Awakened and it feels unnatural, to be what they are. Never comfortable, never quite right.
Or perhaps the use of yoki is painful to a degree, and going beyond that limit provides an significant drop in pain.
things ive learned recently:
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and Vera Farmiga are two different people.
- Elton John was never in The Beatles.
- Camilla Belle and Dakota Johnson are also two different people.
- Elizabeth Olson is not just one of the Olson Twins with their first name changed.
Conclusion: ???
me rn
life hack
get a big, hefty mug for cereal eating. wayyy easier to grab a mug by the handle after microwaving the milk than a bowl. less chance of hot milky splish splashing on your hands. thanks to handle its more mobile now. enjoy drinking cereal milk?? well now its in a mug. better experience overall. you are all welcome
imma be real with yall, im a fucking scalie and monster fucker with p low standards but i cannot stand ryukus dragon form. you know you fucked up when the human form of a dragon lady is hotter than the goddamn dragon form. how did you manage to make a giant dragon THAT unattractive. why did you give it dragon titties, why is she still flesh colored, why she got hair like that. im so disappointed and also not at all surprised.
young confused gay in a heteronormative enviornment energy is thinking youre into the guys in class that seemed the least stupid or shitty.
'wow this guy isnt Terrible and i appreciate it. is this attraction? is this romance?'
my first little gay crush in like 4th grade was on a girl named Roxanne. i couldnt quite understand my Feelings at the time so of course i thought it was jealously and hatred. so i crafted a plot to make her think i was a witch with psychic powers and scare her into switching schools
reblog with shit you did because you didnt know you were gay