#goblin problems

[stephreynaart]

It’s a mystery for sure

[birdthegoblin]

Thank you frogs for being the doodle embodiment of my struggle

[vintageaquarian]

my girlfriend just said “oh my god i picked up my rock jar and not my flower jar... goblin problems”

[anxiousapocalypse]

I have been trying so hard to grow a pomegranate tree in stardew valley so that I can finish the bulletin board and also have another of elliot's favorite items just ready to go whenever but no. First my tree grows all the way to maturity, only to get struck by lightning right at the end of summer. So I move my lightning rod and plant a second tree. It takes all autumn to grow and all I'm hoping is that it reaches maturity in time to give me just one fucking fruit and no! It just decides that it just won't finish growing in spite of having more than enough squares empty around it.

So now it's winter and we are on tree number three. I have moved it slightly from where the last tree was, and will be investing in far more lightning rods just to be safe because I trust nothing.

[eldritch-kid]

sometimes.. i jus wanna SQUISH some MOSS ..

but alas,

there is no moss to be squished

[chaoticgoblinboi]

Do you ever find a ring and put it on and think “huh, this is pretty nice” and then you go to take it off and it’s just stuck, and you tug and tug, and then when you decide to be smart and try ring removal methods, but at that point your finger is already swollen and you can’t even get it off then so you decide to wait for a while and days pass and the swelling is finally gone and suddenly you’re too lazy to take it off? Sorry that’s just been my week, I don’t know what to tell you.

[warl0cked]

ok so i feel like i missed something, when did gazlowe become trade prince and gallywix, wya my guy??

[smut-goblin]

PSA

GIVE FEMALE ORCS BIG TUSKS YOU COWARDS!

That is all, thank you.