#goblin stew

[the-stew-goblin]

What happens if someone turns you into a stew?

Goblin stew. Very tasty

[the-stew-goblin]

Goblin stew..?

That's what happens when I put goblins into stew

[the-stew-goblin]

*passes out into an empty cauldron after a long day of putting people into my stews*

[the-stew-goblin]

....How about some goblin stew?

If you're human, then sure here it tastes like dirt 🍲🤏.

If you're a goblin, then you're a sick and freaky fucker. Here you can still have some 🍲🤏

[the-stew-goblin]

Guess who it is

If it is the soup goblin I will send the fat off your body and use it to thicken my stews

[the-stew-goblin]

I think you misunderstand; they aren't a stew goblin, their name is Stewart with Stew for short.

I see. My name is just The Stew Goblin, and it doesn't have a short version. That guy will still be boiled though

[the-stew-goblin]

Can I put you in my goblin stew?

Absolutely! It's always nice to see people working hard in the stew community!

[vibrantpuppeteer]

Let's make goblin stew!*

Necktie (one per vote)

Shiny Rocks (one handful per vote)

Non-shiny Rocks (one handful per vote)

Dandelions (one fistful per vote)

Horseshoes (two per vote)

River Water (one handbowlful per vote, strained through a clean sock)

Pretty shells (five per vote)

Pinecones (two per vote)

Empty Vanilla Extract Bottle (one per vote)

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

* In my headcanon, goblins make a pretend "stew" out of inedible ingredients, and the ingredients vary from region to region save for one: neckties. Yes, they go /in/ the stew.