the stew goblin

I am The Stew Goblin I make the stew. Some stews may contain content not suitable for all ages. I am as old as stew itself, so over 18. Mature topics and discussion are A-okie dokie as long as it's kept generally nice

[the-stew-goblin]

Stew

[the-stew-goblin]

I'm putting stew in bowls to serve to everyone because stew is great 🔥

[the-stew-goblin]

87 stews

[cherry-coke-offical]

It's been a while since we've interacted, so here's some stew!! 🍲🤏

Reminder that you're awesome sauce!!!

STEW GOBLIN!!

hi it has been a bit! i hope you're doing good 😌

[the-stew-goblin]

I'm doing WONDERFUL!!!

Stew production is up 24%!

[the-stew-goblin]

My bf hates stew what do I do

Dump his ass and find a man who loves stew. He'll be the one for you

[the-stew-goblin]

hey so do you have a license for all this stew just need to check

-@unoffical-lawyer-offical

I am as old as stew itself, born into existence when God created the first stew. How dare you ask me such a foolish question!

I of course have it right here in my wallet 💳

[unoffical-lawyer-offical]

my apologies for even suggesting that the great stew goblin has no stew license anyway i'm probably going to ask soup goblin the same question and if they dont have a license i will be more than happy to help you sue

[the-stew-goblin]

Thank you

[the-stew-goblin]

is the la brea tar pit fossil stew?

Yup!!! One of my earlier experiments with stew

[the-stew-goblin]

dear goblin of the stews whatdo you think of track 10 of the 1995 green day album insomniac?

Needs more stew

[the-stew-goblin]

Favorite font?

@favorite-font-guy

Comic sans because I like skeletons

[stewgoblinapprentice]

bread and stew’s extra ingredients of the day:

White sourdough with rosemary dipping with butter and sexy chili seasoning!!

broccoli, gay potion, ammonia, and glitter 💕

[the-stew-goblin]

I have an apprentice!

I didn't even know that! Stew works in mysterious ways...

[stewgoblinapprentice]

@the-stew-goblin i’m beginning to make bread bowls!!!

[the-stew-goblin]

INCREDIBLE!!! Good job! Gold star stew for you tonight

[the-stew-goblin]

Stew of the day! Flesh and metal stew!! Now 10% more cyborg!!!

[the-stew-goblin]

hey so do you have a license for all this stew just need to check

-@unoffical-lawyer-offical

I am as old as stew itself, born into existence when God created the first stew. How dare you ask me such a foolish question!

I of course have it right here in my wallet 💳

[the-stew-goblin]

Oh mighty stew goblin, I'm new here and want to know why you detest soup so much

Is it the lack of solid food bits? The consistency? Just its name??

All of the above and more. It is vile and awful

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are you secretly sentient stew mind controlling a goblin and you give people stew to control them

Nope! I live and breathe stew, but I am infact a goblin

[the-stew-goblin]

hey so um i gave the fae stew to my victims friends and they seem to have gone to the stew realm instead of the fae realm

should i be concerned i'm next

how can i get them to the right relm and

do you want me to get you some of the stew from there

Yes please for getting me some of the stew. So you'll need to see a ripperdoc in waterdeep to edit the stew to make it susceptible to the realm change, then it's a matter of casting a simple engorged void spell on it to prepare it for the transit

[the-stew-goblin]

Deltarune is chapter 5 was the best yet. If you argue you will be turned into stew.

I love it so much Flowery is my favorite character. He's so cool. I love this game