#goblincrow

[thescreechingcrow]

i want to live in a COTTAGE in a FOREST covered and surrounded by MOSS. I want to MAKE FRIENDS with DEER and SQUIRRELS. I want to COLLECT OLD SHINIES that people drop in MY WOODS. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

[goblnjay-blog]

me: look at this shiny thing! look at all my cool rocks! i also found this really cool stick!

friend: are you..? a CROW!?!?

me: you caught me :O

[thescreechingcrow]

Listen I know its associated with hillbilly culture and all, and I'd never listen casually, but people who hate the banjo have clearly never felt the pure, unbridled chaos rushing through their veins and taking hold of their bones as a super fast banjo instrumental comes on and something inside you just goes absolutely apeshit

And your entire body

Just screams

DANCE YOU FUNKY LITTLE GOBLIN, DANCE

[thescreechingcrow]

Really craving a nap in a moss bed.... Hnnnng... soft.... And squoosh.... And peaceful....

[thescreechingcrow]

I'm very sad right now, so I'm imagining being a little mouse in a rainstorm and finding shelter under a big mushroom or flower or in a little hole underground where no one can find me, and feeling so safe and cozy that I drift off to sleep until it stops raining. And I feel just the tiniest bit better.

^ I'm he

image from the animated shortfilm "Wings" by GothFrog on YouTube. go watch it, its adorable

[thescreechingcrow]

HEY GUYS I FOUND SOME COOL FUNGUS BUT MY FAMILY DIDNT CARE DO YALL WANNA SEE IT

[thescreechingcrow]

MY FRIEND OFFERED ME SOME BEACH GLASS. I LIKE BEACH GLASS A LOT. SHE IS GOING TO GIVE ME RHE BEACH GLASS TOMORROW. GET GOOD FRIENDS THAT GIVE YOU BEACH GLASS.

[thescreechingcrow]

just remembered my body can bend in ways that look like it shouldn't bend in them

time to go run through the forest with my b*tt resting on my elbows and freak out the locals