Could I pretty please get some random God!Naga!Beetlejuice headcanons about being his disciple/s/o?
-When you pledge yourself, he collars you. It doesn’t have a clasp or buckle or seam of any kind; the only way it can be removed is by magic. I believe @realmonsterboyhours came up with a design for it.
-He has to learn all over again how to handle humans; it’s been so long since he’s had a human disciple, he forgets how fragile and small they are. Be prepared for some bruises and cuts while he figures it out.
-What he values most, what will get you in his good graces the most, is trust. To have your trust, your faith, is a precious gift that he will not take lightly.
-You can make offerings from an altar at home, but he prefers you to come to his temple to worship. He likes being able to taste your pique in the air, likes being able to hear the patter of your heartbeat echoing from the walls.
-You may be intimidated by him at first; as you should be, he is a god after all. But after a while, it becomes easier to approach him, to talk to him. Aside from his power, he’s a fount of eons of wisdom, and it’s easy to lay your problems and worries at his feet. Though he’ll never admit it out loud, it’s endearing to him to listen to you talk as if speaking to a friend.
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