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[hell-alka]

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[leopiked-deactivated20190202]

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

[zodiacdad-blog1]

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

[goat-yells-at-everything]

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

[leonhartgolden]

my body is ready 

[apolladay]

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mollyjames]

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[turing-tested]

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

[cobblepottery]

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

[toastybugguy]

[qifreynothing]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[fleshdyketwo]

why is "mummies are so rare bc the british ate them" always presented as like a morbid fun fact and not an example of heinous racism and dehumanization of people of colour to the point of cannibalism. a little bit odd if im honest.

[compasstomycuriosity]

It's because if mummies weren't eaten they would have risen from their tombs & started a mummy apocalypse

[fleshdyketwo]

white usamerican tumblr users when theres an opportunity to make an unfunny unnecessary joke on a serious post about racism and colonialism and how white people dont take it seriously:

[libertineangel]

Interesting which one of these people has been banned

[vira-with-no-v]

Crime and punishment

[nonbinary-arsonists]

HELL YEAH PRI(D(EMO)N)TH

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[apolladay]

Do you remember 9/11? ?

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

Not as in you've heard of it but as in you actually remember September 11th, 2001.

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs, but do you prioritize the love and safety and comfort of trans people over spiting a terf?

[raibura]

Do you have a popcorn barf bowl

Yes, white

Yes, poc

Other barf bowl, white

Other barf bowl, poc

No, white

No, poc

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[radiocurrency]

Do you have hope of developing a normal sense of love and romance or did you watch Sir Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter quote 'La Vita Nuova' by Dante Alighieri while secretly referring it to his love for Clarice Starling at a tender formative age?