Aug 8, 2023
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Okay last one for tonight i promy @sunlitmcgee
Au where god of the sun theseus disappears one night along with God of the moon Ranboo. The gods spend the next century searching for them while deity of starlight aimsey takes care of the moon, God of eclipses Purpled cares for the sun Somewhere down on earth, 17 year old TommyInnit lives with his friends Tubbo and Ranboo, until some things get discovered about them
Me and @ladycatland were speaking today and just: new best AU! We got it!
So, what if Tommy and Tubbo are both very ancient Gods, the only remaining ones in fact by the time they get to Dream smp and Tommy is the god of nature while Tubbo is the god of science and technology?
The two of them simply do not have any understanding of the other’s domain. Like, not at all.
You have Tubbo who tries to introduce the concept of a photo to a very distressed Tommy who thinks he trapped a bee in some other dimension on one side, while you have Tommy trying to slowly introduce a very confused Tubbo to concepts like empathy or emotions.
God!Tubbo doesn’t do emotions, he has logic and denial and that’s about it.
God!Tommy on the other side has way too many emotions to the point where he created humans simply because he wanted to create hugs.
Also God!Tommy definitely has existential crisis very often. Honestly that’s what fuels half his creations. Endermen? He was feeling self-concious. Iron Golems? He wanted a friend that wouldn’t leave him. Philza Minecraft? He has daddy issues. God!Tommy is NOT doing okay, someone please help him.
God!Tubbo on the other hand is having a blast trying to find a way to use all his friend’s wonderful inventions! Bees and creepers are his favourites so far. Bees because honey blocks are very useful for his redstone stuff and creepers because they gave him the chance to invent explosives.
I had like the most random fucking idea:
Tommy, god of agriculture, looked down at the village where in the center was the pedistal meant for sacrifices. He stared at the shield tied to a pole for a long time before asking, "are you trying to sacrifice a fucking child? Because I'm not gonna take any human sacrifices, y'know that right?" The villagers all looked up at him nervously, and he was starting to realize that maybe they were actually trying to sacrifice a chi-
"no!" One of them spoke up and he looked at them. "It's a- it's a cow!!"
".....a cow?" Sure Tommy hadn't seen a cow yet, being a young god and all, but he was pretty sure this wasn't one. "Are you sure?"
"yes!" Spoke another. "This is a young cow! Right everyone?" All the other villagers started to voice their agreement that the child tied up as a sacrifice, was definitely 100% a cow.
"huh... Alright" Tommy shrugged and gently picked up the 'cow'. "I shall name you Henry" The villagers all voiced how wonderful a name that was before Tommy finally left with his 'cow'
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Later when he got home, Wilbur, god of recreation and chaos immediately yelled, "TOMMY WHAT THE FUCK!?"
The left is the original design of Hidden Gods!au by the amazing oversugared_latte on tiktok!
SEIZURE WARNING // GodlyInnit Palette / Reference. || #fyp #art #reference #hiddengodsau #tommyinnit #dreamsmp
The right is my fanart of Blood God Tommy! ✨💕🌸
Okay, okay, I got an idea for an AU, WHAT IF God!Wilbur from the 100 players challenge just came across God!Tommy from the funniest mods videos and, as any good older and more experienced god would do, just decided to join in to bully his new little brother and to be as unhelpful as possible?
And even better! WHAT IF the 100 players challenge are something that is somehow necessary. Probably a kind of limbo where he has to decide in which kind of afterlife to send the souls that arrive to him constantly. Which, honestly, would bore anyone after a while...
Cue to Tommy appearing as a normal human in one of his challenges at first, say, the crossing the void one (I know that one came later on but shhh, no it didn’t!) and God!Wilbur just went: “Ah yes, that child is brother shaped!” *yoink*!
Tommy, now God!Tommy (because that’s what happens when you get adopted by a God of course), helped Wilbur for a while with his stuff, but then got bored and ditched him, as he should. Well... kinda... Wilbur followed him along of course. And now whenever they can they have fun with Tommy creating this new impossible worlds and inviting a bunch of funny mortals to go through his challenges! All the while Wilbur, using the fact that none of them knows that him and Tommy are gods, just has fun creating random cults and defying logic at every step.
So like, for things like the dragon mod, Tommy was feeling too lazy to create a whole new thing so God!Wilbur just went: “So... what if I became the Ender Dragon?”
Tommy: “Wilbur no!”
Wilbur: “You can’t stop me!”
The one mod video without Wilbur? Well, man sometimes has to actually do his job, which, I can assure you, he IS NOT happy about.
W: “So what’s the next challenge??”
T: “Shouldn’t you be at work? The souls kinda started getting compressed a bit in the Waiting Void...”
W: “What? I didn’t hear anything! What was that??”
T: “I promise that if you do your job I’ll have something extra funny for when you come back...” *Wilbur sprints to get his work over and done with* “How the fuck did he manage on his own for so long?!”
Just God Brothers shenanigans... and also them trying to keep the fact that they are Gods a secret from their mortal friends. Well... Tommy is trying at least... Wilbur... I’m sure they believe Wilbur is SOMETHING alright, just maybe not a “God” per se...
Phil: “Tommy I was wondering if everything is alright with Will...?”
T: “What do you mean?”
P: “Well, for one thing he’s been eating water sausages and sand for an hour straight now”
T, about to do the same: “Yeah, totally! He’s so weird haha...”
Alternatively:
W: “So what did you do while I wasn’t here?”
Ranboo: “We confirmed that the Void does not exist!”
W: “There are about 50 souls in the Waiting Void that would like to disagree...”
R: “What?”
W: “You heard me!”
Oh my god I love the god Tommy au already. Who is the child- ahem I mean "cow" that he took home?
Henry, he named them Henry, they are Henry-
And this isn't the last time this village is gonna try this with Tommy-
The next time Tommy went back he had figured out that Henry wasn't a cow and was a child and told the villagers he wouldn't fall for it again- so of course when they presented him with a child dressed in black clothing with red spots painted on their face and told Tommy they were a "spider"- obviously Tommy beleived them and took Shroud home
Btw stell, we've established that Tommy made iron golems when he was pissed at tubbo not paying attention but I feel that we should also establish that it was also his try to do what tubbo does and make metal work.
It still kinda pisses tubbo off because there's no reason iron blocks should be able to move especially this independently just because you placed them in a specific way. No Tommy, that's not how this works yes I can see that it's working but it really shouldn't
Okay but now I can't stop imagining God!Tommy going to God!Tubbo looking all proud showing him how he did "science" and Tubbo torn between appreciating that his friend is trying to get his interests and absolutely flabbergasted at the affront at science that the Iron Golems consist of.
Especially because why do you need a pumpkin to make them? Where does the pumpkin go afterwards???
Tommy doesn't know obviously. They're made of metal and they move and do their job so he thinks it's fine, why even try to understand how he operates after all?