Jun 11, 2020
ok maybe I’m an idiot for not noticing this sooner but I’ve just realised something and I’m sitting here and just absolutely losing my my mind
Hopperscotch’s real name is Simon
His 2 dads are called Alvin and Theo
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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ok maybe I’m an idiot for not noticing this sooner but I’ve just realised something and I’m sitting here and just absolutely losing my my mind
Hopperscotch’s real name is Simon
His 2 dads are called Alvin and Theo
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
you assholes broke the site
He makes me so wet
My friend wants to put concrete foundation on his face for a pun. This is a future engineer.
Lighting a dance show and seniors are talking about where they're going
Girl on stage: ...to study archeology and theater.
Me (on headset): Those are two very different things.
Kyle (the master electrician): At least she'll know how to build a stage.
Me: .....
I told Kyle that a little 4 year-old girl said I was pretty while I was at work today. He responded with "As the owner of a 4 year-old..."
Owner.
Me: I met this really cute guy with tattoos and facial hair and he was really nice and he has a really good taste in music and he was flirting with me like mad.
Kyle: Didja bang him?
Me: What?
Kyle: I would of. He sounds hot.
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omg dude please tag your spoilers?
I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD I FORGOT I AM SO FUCKING SORRY