[quakerjoe]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[wendigogh]

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

[the-jackals]

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

[127-lbs]

Always reblog because perfection.

[okhaley-deactivated20200619]

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

[rejuven8-me]

This is sacred

[callmebliss]

OHMYZOD IT’S BACK

[impulsive-contradiction]

ITS BACK

[breexchristinee]

This made me so incredibly happy

[dailycatsblog]

[swampthingy]

[the-big-mood]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

[linkedlikedays]

My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it's called Hot Shit and we didn't want a baby demanding, "Mama, Hot Shit!!!"

So they made up their own name, based on a toddler's understanding of the lyrics:

"Mama, can we listen to

Rocketship?

[ergo-lusus-naturae-deactivated2]

[secondbeatsongs]

cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

[secondbeatsongs]

update:

(ID in alt text)

I think we've all done something very important here. thank you for your input!

[unsolids-your-snake]

Do you have ADHD

[secondbeatsongs]

do you think I would have learned excel for this if I didn't have ADHD?

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[garygoldenbignaturals]

THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

if you do nothing else today, watch this video

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aniseandspearmint]

the cucumbers are ARMED and DANGEROUS

[escuerzoresucitado]

[shopwitchvamp]

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

[meangirlnurse]

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

[kamalahq]

[tricky-pockets]

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT