#goddamn pizza

[hamletpolny]

i never told you guys, and you will probably think im mainstream af, but pizza is really my favorite thing to eat. out with friends? let's eat pizza. no energy to cook? pizza! sleepover? fucking pizza. like, im always down for pizza, no matter what

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

This ma lizar person

@squeaky-pizza I ain't fucking that argonian

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

@squeaky-pizza did u draw this?

[eri-lucas]

Do you ever forget your lactose intolerant?

[lightsnudes]

i swear i'm going to rip my digestive system out of my abdominal region and throw it at a wall

[nervous-nirvanna-blog]

(audio-recording): Wir haben pitza und bier.

me: Was bedeutet "pit-za?"

German Prof: Pitza?

me:

German Prof:

me:

German Prof:

me: OH, PEETZA.

All my classmates: LOL

me: [actual face desk]

[pikameme-dayo]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!