Mar 20, 2014
Watching Hannibal like Champs
*Sees guy eating Hannibal's food*
Us: Don't eat the food!
Friend: That should be the tag for this show
Friend: That stuff actually looks pretty good...man I don't even eat meat
Me: You know eating people gives you a lot of protein and vitamins
Friend: What?
Me: Like eating people gives you about 60% of your daily value stuff
Friend: Wait wouldn't it be 100%?
Me: Naw because the person would have digested it so about 60% give or take when you eat them...kill them??
Friend: Oh right, the hierarchy thing- WAIT WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
Me: I DON"T KNOW BUT I AM HIGHLY DISTURBED!