“this person tried to CONVINCE me that the earth was flat while i was just trying to live my life,” winnie groaned, “and for some reason i just let them HAVE IT. i went off –– and there were tears shed.” she furrowed her eyebrows with slight concern, “but then i kissed them ? does that mean i’m attracted to flat earthers ? what does this even say about me ?” everything in her mind seemed like an impending existential crisis.












