godformers future reference
may or may not be participating in the thing (probably not, it’s like controlling a dick windmill) but if anyone wants to NPC him or mention him (and/or his blood) have a thing
Basics
Title : generally known as “Party God” in lieu of any actual name
Domain : he calls it “fun” - it’s more like hedonism, vice, and addiction with an occasional dabbling in ritual madness; a subset of chaos
Alignment : ???
Residence : you can find him in bars, nightclubs, whorehouses, drug dens and any other place packed with mortals distributing bad choices, but he has no permanent physical or metaphysical “home” to speak of
Appearance
Disposition : A WINDMILL MADE OF DICKS. frenetic, highly sexual, aggressive, unpredictable, a trickster and a coercer. he can put on a really friendly mask, but his favor is incredibly fickle, like a passing whim in a drunkard’s mind
Weaponry : the entire spectrum of addictive substances, yOUR OWN DECISION MAKING SKILLS, a silver tongue (possibly literally), his fists, his own blood
Powers : his blood is made of pure party energy, which if consumed either leads to death, vivid hallucinations or delusions of grandeur (for cybertronians, it manifests as 100% pure highgrade energon). he has the usual godly aspect of flouting the laws of physics, and may or may not be able to grant wishes and wreak curses. DO NOT TRY TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH HIM, NO MATTER HOW HARMLESS HIS TERMS.
on holidays, weekends, and at night, his powers peak; on boring times and during the day his powers lower and he gets 300% crabbier. we’re not entirely sure what he’s capable of during peak times.
Attire : will usually inflict his presence and a few changes (seizure warning) on the most befitting mortal of his nature. symptoms include: bright flashing lights, deep bass beats echoing from nowhere, inability to shut up, penchance for rainbows, rave aesthetic and shitty dares.
if strong enough/no vessel can be found, he may appear in his “true form”, which is... basically if you ran that rainbow rave aesthetic through a few glitch generators and brightened the saturation by a lot. there’s a distinct feeling of impermanence, and you can’t look directly at him, disguised or otherwise. definitely needs a seizure warning 10 miles before seeing him.
when his powers wane, his colors darken and his music gets bass boosted/more grungepunk. also, sometimes his lights will flash up to a second off-beat, which pisses him off.
can and will dress up as/possess people you like for a laugh
Patronage : the desperate, the addicts, the frat boys, the people who need a little Extra Courage or could use a little push Symbolic flora : poppies, mistletoe Symbolic fauna : crocodile (primal instincts, crocodile tears) Symbolic satellite : russian gecko sex party Symbolic gemstone : fire opal Symbolic consumable : wine Favored offering(s) : the same stuff he influences, oddly enough. maybe he’s just a narcissist. also food. he fuckin loves food. your soul/body is also good Favored blessing(s) : virility and/or delusions dO NOT TEMPT HIM TO “BLESS” YOU OMG
















