#going naked

[broadwayguru]

Check out another seductively funny episode of @goingnaked_theseries #goingnakedtheseries Morgan is weighing her options with Cory... see if he measures up? LIKE LAUGH SHARE and SUBSCRIBE

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdzOzhhClGw)

[d0wnthewishingwell]

Just gonna rant on hear bcos first world problems. I desperately need clothes for this weather and Leeds Fest but aside from the fact I just get too stressed shopping, I don't fit into any clothes ever. The tiny high waisted shorts you get from the likes of primark that might as well be knickers seem like they fit me until I turn round and see that there's way too much room round my waist. When I sit down it gives the worst wedgie and I can't even look at myself and how my legs just spill out of them. They seriously don't help hold it all in.  I have to start trying on childrens sized clothes so I can find something that fits me. But that doesn't help the fact I want to look like a female of this age. Since the clothes I wear now are the same pair of (child's) jeans rolled up, with a mens baggy merch top and an old pair of fake vans. I'm just a mess. Send help. Or tell shops to sell cheap but nice clothes for us vertically challenged people.

[kittenxaos]

So I went clothes shopping...

... and have decided to be naked until I lose weight or they make plus size clothing that isn't hideous and/or expensive.

[just-a-sarah-here-blog]

What the heck, its supposed to go up into the 40 degrees Celsius. That's a 20 something degree difference from yesterday. You know what this means?  Naked. I'm going to school naked now.

[killmesoftly-babe]

Fuck it is so hotttt

[girlaboutweb]

Why I am going naked

Hiatus over. All this palaver about why women should keep their clothes on made me come out of my blogging retirement. Here are my 10 reasons for doing the Nude London Tech Calendar.

This is probably the best I will ever look. I have been denying myself carbs for  almost a year. Surely, my willpower can’t last much longer.

Husband told me to do it. He wants a reminder, when I’m old and fat, why he married me.

It’s not like people haven’t seen me naked before. In a changing room, on a balcony, on a beach, skinny dipping in various wild swimming pools. I know no shame.

My first and last chance to get photoshopped. Hey, if Kate Winslet can do it, why should I be denied the privilege?

I’m pretty sure no corporate will ever employ me post-calendar. I will have more time to smell the roses. Or eat Hula Pie.

My parents never told me I was pretty. It’s an ego trip, it’s all there’s to it.

No one takes me seriously with my clothes on, why should it be any different when I am naked?

I have no talents, whatsoever. This is the only way to become famous. This or Big Brother. Oops, too late for BB, calendar it is.

The look on my son’s face when he discovers the calendar in 15 years time – priceless. Then again, I’m not really planning to have children and I can probably go to jail for just imagining this.

It’s for a frickin’charity people!

Are we over this yet?

Pic by Stephanie Bouchet.

[btchplss]

fuck this shit, i'm going naked