#goldieunlocks

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goldie-unlocks said: I’m so happy for you!! Good things come to those who work for it!! thanks so much :D :D :D

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Tagged by: goldieunlocks

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Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones

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1. If you could be any bird, what would you be?

Scarlett Johansson.

Or a peregrine falcon because those are the best

2. Where would you fly?

I would swoop my brother continually and then fly into Tom Hiddleston's apartment.

3. Why?

Because a) brother

and b) Tom Hiddleston

4. Are you happy you got this?

Moderately appreciative. OMGKSJLDHGADHJAS SOMEONE MESSAGED ME QUICK CALL AN AMBULANCE

5. favorite book?

THAT IS THE WORST QUESTION I HAVE TOO MANY

7. Why is it your favorite?

TOO.

MANY.

8. What phobias do you have if any?

just the standard fears: deep water, dead children, our accelerated and yet inevitable destruction.

and spiders. because fuck those guys.

9. Do you like to do active stuff?

I am as thrilled to do active stuff as Usain Bolt!

...if Usain Bolt considers active stuff to be akin to covering yourself in papercuts and jumping into a swimming pool filled with salted lemon juice :D

10. Do you like to cook? (if so, message me your favorite recipe!)

I love to cook! My favourite recipe i'll put below:

-Take one measure of the soul of an innocent baby ritually slaughtered on a sacrificial altar

-About half a cup of mutilated puppy tears (if you can't get puppies, kittens work just as well)

-A sprig of fresh mint, to decorate.

->Mix vigorously over the burning glow of the underworld. Ensure to cook at precisely 12 midnight for that perfect roasting temperature.

->Pour into some ramekins for that "country kitsch" look and decorate with the fresh mint.

Voila! just the perfect thing to share with a loved one or dark lord.

11. To what fandoms do you belong? (you don’t have to name them all!)

ALL OF THEM*

*except homestuck

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Josh are you okay?

you're reblogging a lot of Pine, Quinto, and general Star Trek stuff from I just want to make sure you're not getting sucked in