#golisnotcreative

[getinmymacaron]

me: is there a dog party going on [outside]

roommate: coyotes

[getinmymacaron]

math jokes (?)

Gol: If someone changes, is that a 180 or 360?

Me: I always thought it was a 180.

Gol: Yeah, right? Because wouldn't 360 mean you end up where you started?

Me: Yeah, true. Idk I've just always said 180 because then it's completely different.

Gol: Right??

Me: Haha a 270.

Gol: Yeah, it's like, I'm changing but I took a step back.

Me: Haha a 90 DEGREE ANGLE!

Gol: A 45 DEGREE ANGLE!

[getinmymacaron]

this is a shout-out to my friends

i love you all so much for being in my life and don’t know what i would do without any of you. i feel so sappy but i’m just so grateful to have all of you be there for me :’))))

just my weekly reminder to myself that y’all are the best :’)))

[getinmymacaron]

Me: smd

Friend: what is smd

Me: suck my dick

Friend: oh

Friend: i thought it was like smh but then my brain substituted dick

Friend: so i was like shake my dick...?

[wutanggrr]

Girl, you got skill XD hehe #rubikscube #cool

[sammysmassivehands]

Golisnotcreative

Hey there *gives you a wedgie*