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Hastur can do all the fortnite dances and it’s fucking horrifying because he can do it better than anyone else. And not just the basic fortnite dances, like, all of them. It’s strange and concerning and Ligur is too scared to ask any questions
HASTUR FORTNITE DANCE ANON TURN ON UR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS
personally i’m not a fan of the gabriel/beelzebub ship but i like to imagine hastur and ligur teasing beez about it but being rly secretly protective of her....like they vice grip gabe’s shoulder when beez isn’t looking and are like “if a single fly is out of place when they get back from your date you will experience death in 10 different ways” and gabe is like “wh-“
beelzebub probably thinks gender is some type of bug he ate last week
beez thinks gender is a portmanteau of “chicken tender”
i feel like angel!hastur would still be pretty much the same but "good" lmao
he’d be the absolute sleaziest and nastiest angel there ever was. i feel like all the other angels would be like “how tf did this guy not fall” cuz i just think hastur and ligur as angels would just be weird as fuck
⬇️ this gif i love is from an article before GO aired so it shows ned and ariyon in other roles they did but this is definitely what i imagine angel!hastur and ligur would look like, cuz i envision angel hastur would just look like ned in peaky blinders
Okay but Beelzebub being teased for their height. And then she destroys their Shins
beez is the epitome of that “how to talk to short people” meme except it ends in them kicking people’s shins and stepping on their toes
what if,,, hastur and ligur,,, kissed
what if 😳😳 we kissed 😳😳🤭🤭 while waiting to deliver the antichrist 👀😩😩💦💦 (and we’re both demons) 😳😳😳😳
every time Hastur dabs he causes an earthquake
hastur: *dabs really shittily*
ligur, beelzebub, crowley, dagon, every demon in hell collectively: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
i see you’ve assigned hastur and beelzebub as bottoms lmao
hastur established himself as a bottom the moment he appeared on screen. beelz (and dagon by extension) switch, change my mind
