#good omens shitscript

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Good Omens Movie Script Parts I Had Thoughts About Part 3

They're so domestic

So they do end up sharing a room, but with two beds. In the same bedroom. I wonder if they ever pushed the beds together...

WTF. Not in a bad way, just WTF

Therapist: straight Crowley isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Straight Crowley:

Well, well, well, how the turntables

Aziraphale about to confess his love. Crowley says "I'm an idiot, I know. We have shit to do."

BAMF AZI TO THE RESCUE

That's adorable.

AAAH! NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! ARE THEY, YKNOW, HETEROSEXUAL?!

There it is. The iconic scene. It feels weirdly nice in this version.

Hope you enjoyed my assorted thoughts about this shitshow.

[meiloorun-notthefruit]

Reading the shitscript is an EXPERIENCE, let me tell you.

TV/Radio/Book Crowley tire iron Crapley to death challenge.

[imsinkingtodeephelp]

So I just realized something

So you know how if the horrible screenplay did get made Neil wanted Robin William to play Aziraphale and Johnny Depp to play Crowley

Now it's important to remember Neil wanted Robin William as Aziraphale

Now think about the infamous line

"You're so... Stupid... You deserve to die."

Now if it ever did get made

Think about how bad that would have aged after 2014

It would be... to say the least.... even more uncomfortable and nauseating to listen to than it would've already been before that

(God I can't imagine how bad Neil would've felt)

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Good Omens Movie Script Parts I Had Thoughts About Part 2

Lesbian Pepper rights

He would Not Fucking Say That. Also, flies could pig.

Crowley: you're an idiot kill yourself

Also Crowley in the same scene: My angel 😍🤗☺

Love her. No notes.

Still love her. Child murder is fine...

They're so grumpy x sunshine

Why are all the old ladies in Tadfield homophobic? 😭😭

We've all seen this snippet. Azi, your crush is showing

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Good Omens movie script parts I had thoughts about part 1

Crowley cheating at draughts in the most obvious way possible

Crowley may be a demon, but at least he respects women and doesn't condone sexual assault. (Need I remind you who wrote this script)

Autistic coded Crowley my beloved. Learn how to hold a child.

Aww, he knows all the waitresses by name and says goodnight to all of them personally. Not beating the sweet allegations

....that aged well after season 2

Adam being raised by Madame Tracy is hilarious. Especially this version of her

The occultist/oculist joke gets old quickly

Fish lady? context???

Okay....weird thing to say. I get that he's just lying and improvising but it still makes me make strange noises.

[micaxiii]

Screenplay!Crowley @ Screenplay!Aziraphale: You’re ugly. You are disgusting. I’m gonna kill you. Gimme $200.