Missed opportunity that sperm isn't extremely heavy. I should have to drag my nutsack across the ground to get anywhere.
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Missed opportunity that sperm isn't extremely heavy. I should have to drag my nutsack across the ground to get anywhere.
Mmm mmm mm peanut butter noodles!
Made with plain ramen, 2 tablespoons peanut butter, and 2 teaspoons soy sauce.
I’m eating pizza in the dark while watching a multi hour long video essay and reading fan fiction so….Safe to say I’m thriving rn
To be known; to rend secrets and sinew from my mortal flesh
To be perceived, unable to cower from unraveling in a mess of viscera and crumbling vicarious projection.
How else could you begin a story
but with the precarious weight of expectations crushing your abdomen?
You do not embrace; you relent.
Her touch meets your skin not a caress, but a scalpel.
It is tender like a bruise,
As devastating as words with the gentleness of silence.
You venerate my hollowed frame
We desecrate this profaned place
With all your yearning and all my ache
Just saw someone on live camera that ever since Trump got elected, their rooster has been laying eggs??? Like Bestie I think you need to sit down for this one