Thank you for the Google Doc, I hate it 2/2
first part
Splitting this because I am so fucking pissed at Caravan and Gremble all over again and need to get it out one more time before I just bury the memory of these two in the yard with a backhoe.
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Why is it Caravan's fault the final art is rushed when you had almost 6 months to tell her to make up her mind or drop her as a client with a partial refund? And whining you got threatened with chargebacks at month 5? That's how it works, fucknut. The protection period with Paypal is 6 months.
The doc does show Caravan was not in the right place to be making a 20K purchase. The moment they realized Caravan was in the intersection of grief and mental illness, all the pieces of her other purchases should have come together, and the entire Grem staff should have put the brakes on the operation. Call it Operation Be Empathetic or Operation Get Rid of This Ticking Time Bomb, whichever angle you want to take most.
The right thing to do would have been to do the partial refund like Caravan asked for. The partially completed Cypherus would have sold well because people were rabid for them back then. If it'd been sold as a semi-custom (ie: "you have this base to work with, and understand we won't make extra art for it, but we'll let you choose the rest of it), it would have sold even better. Probably 2K - 3K for the semi-custom even with restrictions.
For the rest, they could have fundraised. At the time, Gremble could pull the same numbers as Pajuxi and Chams. Grems were insanely popular back then. Gremble would have been able to keep the original money (hey, it wouldn't be coming out of her pocket) but still do the sensible thing. Don't even think of it as the right thing at this point. It's sensible to get nightmare clients out of your hair and not do things that reveal just how much of a capitalistic pig you really are.
Hell, they could have said, "we'll pay you 5K in one go to make you go away" and Caravan sounded done enough to just take it. And I know 5K sounds like a lot, but Gremble and Tooth would still get their 15K and again, fundraising straight to Caravan would mean they felt no pain in their wallets.
Thanks, Gremble, for clarifying that you knew someone was out of their mind with mental illness and grief and still wrestled with them so that you both came out covered in pig shit. Thanks for clarifying that you've never changed because you're the same now as you were then: greedy, entitled, stupid, and now, covered in pig shit for as long as Grems limp along. You are incapable of personal growth, apparently. I hope you step on a Lego every morning with a bare foot.
And Caravan...I hope Caravan got help and turned out to be a decent person in the end. If not, I hope she has Legos in her shoes every day. I hope she bites down on a Lego whenever she eats a sandwich. Do better, or get Lego'd until you learn.
And for fuck's sake, take some financial literacy classes.











