#goodbye son

[mitchumsstinkums]

Toss the pig skin around. 

[fruit-teeth]

Smush

[sammchenry]

Okay I’m done laughing. But if you my dad, Who is my mom?

That is a very good question.

Let me go to the corner store, and I'll tell you once, I get back.

I just need some cigarettes 🙂

[ewze]

If you look in the mirror and say “happy matt” 3 times the fabled creature may appear

say “happy Matt” three times in the side mirror and watch him break his face on the pavement as you drive on by

[alaskababey]

@judecantana: it was an awfully big adventure

[hecatea]

Hamilton : Philip your mother can't take another heartbreak

Philip: *dies*

[batinabowtie]

And with that, I lay my son to rest.