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[text] That's because I have a good teacher. [text] with the nicest body [text] and the most delicious lips [text] don't forget that he is the best of the kissers [text] though not the best on bed [text] cause you're better on a couch ((he is totally 'attacking' his ego lol - btw, I hate TJ's brother, i didn't remember how much until now that i am seeing it again))

Each new text he received made that smirk grow until the point that Elaine couldn’t bare it any longer and started asking him what had him so distracted. Her questions, though valid, only earned her a roll of the addict’s eyes and an “I’m fine. There’s nothing to worry about.” TJ knew that it wouldn’t solve anything, but he had at least diffused the situation to some extent—enough to send off some texts.

[Text] Smooth move, asshole.

[Text] Now I have to play twenty questions with my mother.

[Text] I am so getting you back for this, I hope you realize that.

[Text] I’ll sure you just how great I am in bed. And on the couch. And against the wall.

{And we finally have Elaine’s reaction! Awww! Douggie! Why do you hate him?}

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[text] can you teach me? [text] you know i love when you teach me things... new and interesting things...

TJ laughed when he read the next round of texts, only to cover it with a cough at his mother’s look.

[Text] Hmm…I’d say you’re off to a pretty good start.

[Text] And you know I love teaching you things. Especially since you’re so willing to learn.

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[text] What a pity [text] but you can sextext?

He knew that he was drawing his mother’s suspicion with all of the texting, but he didn’t really care at this point.

[Text] Right?

[Text] With you? Always.

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[text] Aren't you? I'm sure your bored now while you could be here with me. [text] I could be cooking something... with just a pron... [text] Just a pron.

Teeth sink into his bottom lip as he read his next round of texts, half paying attention to his mother as he texted back.

[Text] You’re cruel.

[Text] I’m with my mother. I can’t just tell her “Hey I’m gonna go. I’ve got this really sexy guy waiting for me.”

[Text] As tempting as that might be.

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[text] And wait the whole day until you're there? [text] I want you now... [text] I want the warm of your body over mine now.

The former First Son let out a soft snort, sucking in his bottom lip to keep from grinning too much and getting caught by Elaine.

[Text] Impatient are we?

[Text] Is that so? 

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(Even if they don't know each other yet lol) [text] I miss the touch of your skin on my tongue. (not so dirty but anyway >.<)

He was in the middle of a conversation with his mother when his phone went off. Seeing who it was from, TJ felt his lips twitch upwards, but that was all the reaction he gave so as to not draw his mother’s questions. 

[Text] Come by tonight and you won’t have to miss it.

[Text] You know where the key’s at.

{Hahaha! This is perfect, hun.}

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What Comes First? The Breaking of the Body or the Spirit? || TJ and LostHenry

After being on the road for long stretches of time—his mother’s campaigning seemed to be going well enough, and they wanted him to come to provide a united front—TJ ended up becoming more and more grateful that he was back home in his apartment in Washington DC. He’d given up on trying to live with his mom and grandmother a few months back and was lucky enough to have gotten his old place back, even if it drove his family insane with worry.

He loved his family. Really, he did. He just couldn’t stand the constant surveillance and the worried glances they kept shooting him when they thought he wasn’t looking or paying attention. It was worse than the time that his mom had found him passed out and on the brink of death.

Shaking those thoughts away, he locked up his apartment and headed out, not knowing just what the day had in store for him.

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oooooooooooy!!!!!!! ooooooooy!!!! is htis working, damn phone!! Phiiiiiiilippppppp

“…Yeah?”