Oct 17, 2012
Expensive Wine Drunk Weekend Poem. I'm not sure how therapeutic it is, to post something this [insert descriptive word for bad poetry here] to the Internet, but I hope it serves two goals. It accurately depicts what went through my mind at the time of "the incident" and it will serve as a good reminder to myself to not spill really good wine in the future, lest future me will again have to assume the role of punisher, wielding worldwide web humiliation.