Danny, age 18: *walks into school holding a baby*
Danny, snorts and playfully kicks Tucker's shin: No, hes not yours. Hes not mine either. One of mom's old friends- Talia, or Tina? Something like that- couldn't take care of him anymore-between you guys and me, I think she escaped from a cult- and she asked mom if she and dad could raise him.
Sam: So why do you have him?
Danny: Sam after the last four, almost five, years of knowing my parents, would you trust them with another infant?
Tucker: So what's his name?
Danny: This is Damian, isn't he the cutest? Look as those pretty green eyes.
Tucker: Ugh look at his cute little grumpy face. Let me hold him.
Danny: *hands Damian to Tucker*
Sam: The teachers are okay with you just having a baby with you? What about after school? I thought you finally decided on a university.
Danny: There's only a few more months of school, so the teachers are fine with it. Then after graduation, me and Damian will be moving to Central City, my part time job is connected to S.T.A.R labs and they have a daycare thats willing to watch Damian during my collage courses and work hours. I thought this through Sam.
Danny: I am. Besides, Damian is a little angel.
Tucker: Okay stop hitting my glasses please. *holds Damian away from him so he'll stop grabbing his glasses* Sam, you want to hold him?
Sam: No thank you. I don't like children, especially babies.
Tucker: *shrugs before passing Damian back to Danny, where Damian immediately calms down*
Danny: Come on, let's go to class before the halls get too rowdy.
Valerie: *gasp* Danny, you finally gave birth to our kid?!
Wes: Excuse you, Val, but thats obviously mine and Danny's kid.
Danny, exasperated and laughing: Ancients! I did not give birth to anyone's kid! I lack the proper organs!