#google orion

[riseuplogan]

How the androids achieve their secondary objective.

Orion (Blue): Hammer

Oliver (Yellow): Knife

Oxnard (Green): Gun

Orville (Red): His bare fucking hands

Bing: Runs you down on his skateboard

Mini: Steals Oliver’s knife and stabs your ankles

[riseuplogan]

I made this in paint

[riseuplogan]

Dark walks in on the Host and Google fighting in the kitchen with a bat and a hammer respectively. Kots is sitting on top of the fridge, nervously biting his nails, unsure of who to cheer for or if he should risk putting a stop to this.

Dark stares at them silently for about a solid minute before turning around and walking right back out again.

[riseuplogan]

Orion, Orville, Oliver, and Oxnard t-posing around Bing while he screams in fear, barely able to hold Mini back from launching himself right at Orion’s face, screeching like the tiny little gremlin he is.

[riseuplogan]

I'm not sure if I'm going to make a blog for the characters Markiplier has played yet, so for now, I'll post this here: I've seen Google Yellow referred to as Oliver everywhere, of which I don't know why, but it seems to be a commonly accepted thing. Elsewhere, I have sometimes seen Red and Green referred to as Orville and Oxnard respectively. I have never seen Blue given a name over than Prime. So I am going to fix that by calling him Orion. I feel like Google Original deserves a name. He's a good, murderous robo-boy.