Oct 15, 2019
@rakeinthelake
This was a goose....with what he could only assume was a box of toothpicks it was holding in its mouth. Dumbass bird, why the hell was it trying to kill itself?! Though....it had little to do with him, but he may as well try to reason with the damn thing.
“Oii, you will hurt yourself, goose.” He leaned down, glaring it down as he reached out a piece of bread he had from his sandwich. “This. Eat this shit instead. Food.”