Oct 29, 2016
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) ok
( ✉ → sms ) what kind of alien though? the ‘we come in peace’ kind or the ‘destroy all humans’ kind?
( ✉ → sms ) do they leave crop circles in your yard? abducted any cows?
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( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) ok
( ✉ → sms ) what kind of alien though? the ‘we come in peace’ kind or the ‘destroy all humans’ kind?
( ✉ → sms ) do they leave crop circles in your yard? abducted any cows?
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i can tell, oh my god
( ✉ → sms ) FU K OKAY DON’T HURT HIM HE DIDN’T MEAN TO LAUGH
( ✉ → sms ) i’ll buy you your own pizza, don’t commit any crimes
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) can you give me street signs? is anyone with you?
( ✉ → sms ) are you outside?
( ✉ → sms ) i’m calling
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) is this
( ✉ → sms ) is this disney?? i honestly can’t even tell
( ✉ → sms ) i’m googling how to make this your ringtone