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[threefacedmenace]

Hey guess what! *boops your nose* beep!

Hothead: "Hey!" *He walks up to the event horizon of the anomaly.* "You stop your ghost booping me and come over here to face me so I can boop you back!"

[cybertronian-cupid]

I got a question is cybertronian x cybertronian allowed??

Thank you for asking first!💥

This blog is focused on human/organic!reader inserts x cybertronians. Poly relationships are an option in which case it would be Cybertronian x organic x Cybertronian. Rules about requests and what we write or don't, is linked in our pinned post.~Gregoria🏩

[cybertronian-cupid]

Hi its me again! I do hope your still doing requests! But I want to ask again Can you do some HC's of Tfa Blitzwing being a father and Tfa Starscream being a mother? Please and thank you! I really hope I didnt miss it this time!

HI! 💥💥💥Thanks for coming back, AND OF COURSE! Hope you like these! ~Gregoria🏩

These are beautiful, thank you kindly for this absolute gem of an idea!~Mila💟

(under readmore because they got pretty long)

TFA Blitzwing:

He is, surprisingly, the more fun parent once he works out how to reel back his personalities a tiny bit.

His kid rarely sees Hothead just because Blitzwing can't stay mad at them no matter how hard he tries.

It's also because Blitzwing hates seeing little one scared of him. He was terrified of being a parent at first, and would go out of his way to try and figure out how to stop seeking his kiddo out as Random

Not because he didn't want his kid to see that part of his personality, but more because he has had many a moment when he remembers what he did and gets so angry and frustrated with himself, it causes him to go into a rage... Though Hothead, again, makes sure to do it as far away from his kid as possible.

As Random his thoughts tend to focus more on the this-will-be-hilarious than on the this-seems-dangerous-and-could-hurt-my-kid-real-bad

Which is why he starts leaving post it notes for himself.

Color coordinated ones so even if he doesn't read it, his chances of switching to Icy and getting a more rational look on what EXACTLY he was about to do, are much higher.

He has a weakness for "his tiny widdle smoochum". He is never going to stop calling them this.

The kid is going to be an adult, and one of the most feared people to ever walk the solar system, and Blitzwing is still going to be constantly showing everyone around their baby pictures and cooing over their achievements.

TFA Starscream:

Oh by the AllSpark

Starscream is... The most fussy and nagging mother of a parent

Helicopter parenting? Oh please, you haven't seen ANYTHING until you see a Seeker with their child.

He is the parent with nicknames. As in, his kid knows exactly when they really messed up. It does not make sense to anyone else though, since something most consider cute or harmless, get the kid cued in on the BIIIIIG trouble.

"My dearest smoochie poochie widdle sparkle~" yeah, that's what a death sentence sounds like

Which confused most anyone else since the signature Starscream Scream with the word "SPAWN!" as the beggining of the sentence, always gets the kid very excited and rushing to their mom.

He honestly alternates between wanting to be firm and ruthless, to prepare his little treasure for the harsh world, since SOMEONE has to show what waits for them out there

While at the same time he wants to be gentle. He wants to comfort his little one even as they grow older, even as they mature and face much bigger challenges than a scraped knee or fear of monsters under their bed.

He really appreciates coming home and seeing his kid laughing with their Dad. He does feel a little bitter, and worries that his kid will grow to hate him when he has to be especialy harsh.

That doubt usually dissapears as soon as the kid sees him enter the room and rushes in for a hug.

Scream used to be a horrible cook. His ego has suffered many a blow when his kid didn't turn out to be a picky eater, and instead actually told him to his face that his food is yucky.

Pretty sure this turned into a game of "Okaaaaay, how can I make them eat these things they need to be healthy, and NOT get them sick in the process."

Which lead him to actualy follow the recipes first and getting creative later.

The food was, and still is to this day, at least a little yucky.

So takeout and the dino nuggets became a household staple.

"Here comes my airplane!" is what he calls his kid. When they were just a tiny lil speck, he really really hoped they would take after him.

Ask him about why he calls them that. Come onnnnnn, he knows you're dying to know. He can see the curiosity burning away in that processor of yours.

To his kids horror he keeps the recordings of all the times his kid pretended to be an airplane.

Cardboard wings taped to their arms while they spin in circles, complete with immitation of Mommy Star's engine? WHY, HE IS SO GLAD YOU ASKED, here's atwo hours of unedited footage of just the FIRST TIME it happened! He always carries at least one copy of these near his spark. Helps him to not strangle whoever it is he has to deal with.

[cybertronian-cupid]

Can you do some HC's of Tfa Blitzwing being a father and Tfa Starscream being a mother? Please and thank you!

Hi! Thanks for the request, but currently the Requests are still closed! You can resend it again when we reopen them (I think that might be in less than a week, all depending on how much the requested scenario we're working on decides to cooperate)!

Thanks again, the idea is very cute though! ~Gregoria🏩

We appreciate the enthusiasm and the idea, though, but yes, as Gregoria said, please resend it when the request box is open uwu we keep it in our description for easy finding💓~Mila💟

[thepariahcontinuum]

What was your old account called?

FandomPariah

[threefacedmenace]

Hey what would happen if I pole dance in front of you? *wheeze*

Icy: What is it with you people and the Pole dancing?