Could we possibly get some NSFW HC'S of the TFP Decepticons with a super horny Fem! Human S/o?
*let's out a long whistle* ALL of them?
Well you did say super horny... Alrighty! *gets in a low crouch* THREE LINES FOR EACH! YOU WANT MORE DETAILS?!
COME AND GET THEM!!
... Via seperate asks please XD Otherwise, our blog will be just one huge post after another! ~Gregoria🏩
That is quite a lot, haha. We can make it work, though UwU As Gregoria said, we'll do some short ones here, and then, if you want more of anyone in particular, you can send in another ask specifying them. ~Mila💟
ALSO CHECK IF THE REQUESTS ARE OPEN BEFORE SENDING IT IN, THANKS, ENJOY!
He sees his s/o is horny: Now that is a view he wouldn't get tired of
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": Will a quick frag satisfy her? Or is this a heat?
Dialogue preview: "Spike, or valve? Tonight, The Champion is at your service, yours for the taking, in any way you want."
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Starscream
He sees his s/o is horny: his processor is doing somersaults with all the schemes, staying alive when the schemes fail and who knows what else. He won't notice it.
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": Flustered, will try to play it off like he isn't. He actually does feel bad for not noticing, she looks like such a mess.
Dialogue preview: "What am I going to do with you… No, really, what do you want me to do, I, I don’t know how to proceed."
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Soundwave
He sees his s/o is horny: *starts recording*
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": He instructs for her to wait for him in his quarters… He won't leave her waiting long, that would be cruel :)
Scene preview: You were so close, so so very close, when the vibrations changed again, less intense and coming in waves now.
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Knockout
He sees his s/o is horny: He teases her.
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": Well, she is his most well behaved human colleague and patient…
Dialogue preview: "Now you just lay back, relax, and let your good doctor take care of you~"
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Breakdown
He sees his s/o is horny: Asks if she's alright, she seems to be soaking through her pants
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": he coos and gets a Vehicon to cover for him, while he takes good care of her somewhere private
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": Unless his Lord is present, he is eating her out on the spot. No mass converting, be ready for that glossa, fleshie.
Dialogue preview: "What are you staring at? Keep moving."
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Dreadwing
He sees his s/o is horny: Will find a way to discreetly remove them both to his ship
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": He is a flustered mess.
Dialogue preview: "Next time, my conjux, please wait until I am not in a meeting, won't you?"
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Airachnid
She sees her s/o is horny: Time to see how long she can tease her, before her dearest starts to beg
S/O approaches her asking for help with her "situation": Oh, but she is so busy! S/O will have to ask nicely~
Dialogue preview: "Tut tut tut, I would love to help you but I'm all tied and wrapped up in work…"
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Shockwave
He sees his s/o is horny: Fascinating… Humans can lubricate this much?
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": Certainly. What would she want him to do?
Dialogue preview: "This will not fit."
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Predaking
He sees his s/o is horny: Time to breed.
S/O approaches him asking for help with her "situation": FINALLY! Time to show her what mating with the King of Predacons feels like!
Dialogue preview: "You can take both my mate, I am sure of it."
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Insecticons
They sees their s/o is horny: Well then, guess who is getting swarmed
S/O approaches them asking for help with her "situation": Ah, their Queen wants to carry on the swarm?
Scene preview: The nectar is running over you, inside you, mixing with the transfluid and the bumpy marble like eggs. Just hope these don't grow while inside you…
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Vehicons
They sees their s/o is horny: Prepare for the weirdest reenactment of all hentai media in existence
S/O approaches them asking for help with her "situation": A really good, if confusing, game of HowManyTimesCanOurHumanCome? is suddenly the no.1 most played game amongst them all.
Scene preview: Did he just, did they just… Kabedon you?
Could I please ask for Megatron comforting his s/o after she had a panic attack triggered by trauma? Thanks in advance and sorry if this isn't comfortable djfjf
*hugs* Trauma sucks, so guess what. You're getting two Megas, since you didn't say which one you preffer. Warriors stick together, and MegaLovers do as well. 💪Hope you feel better soon and thank you for asking so kindly and being considerate! ~Gregoria🏩
I hope this helps in whatever it is you're going through. It's tough, but you're doing great. We believe in you! ~Mila💟
💜TFP Megatron - He won't ask you to explain what triggered it unless you want to talk about it. He picks you up, if you let him, cradling you close to his spark, his engines rumbling soothingly, as he thinks of what to do. After a while, he lifts you to his faceplate, lowering his voice.
"My Spark," he asks you, not continuing until you are looking at him. If he has to lift your head so he can see your eyes, he will do so gently. How someone who is all sharp edges can be so gentle, would be a mystery if you didn't know him as well as you do.
"What will help?"
It is something the two of you use in situations like these.
If you can't tell him yourself, he will suggest things: flying, standing on the deck of the Nemesis, using a ground bridge to go somewhere where you feel at peace.
Do you not wish to be seen like this? Then the two of you are going to his habsuite. Unless Soundwave informs him of something groundshattering, he is not to be disturbed for the rest of the day.
Do you need the quiet? Or would you like to hear a story? From Cybertron, or one of the many other planets he has been to during this war?
As long as he knows he can help you, and lift you up, inspire you, and that you will keep fighting no matter how hard it gets, he will try to be what you need in that moment. Even if he is fuming with rage at whatever caused you such pain in the first place, for you?
For you, he will be blunt edges and whispers, if that's what you need. He will be the unyielding mountain, the scorching sun, the raging storm, if only you say that is what you wish him to be.
He won't let you wallow, then again, you are to him like his own Spark. And given how many times others have tried to snuff it out, and he refuses to stay down... That is the highest compliment you can receive from him.
❤️TFA Megatron - "My dear," he purrs at you, holding you in his servo and pressing kisses to your cheeks.
"You come to me victorious once more."
He has his own share of trauma, if you managed to get him to open up about it, no one knows how you did it. The Warlord will whisper praise at you, comforting, asking what you desire as a reward for being so strong.
"Whatever do you mean my dear?" he will coo softly if you try to object.
"Getting through an attack on your own and still having the strength to come to me? To call for me? Letting me see you, be near you as you lick your wounds after battling your greatest enemies? How would any of that not be the most vibrant way of declaring yourself Champion worthy of my praise?"
He looks at you, listens and his attention doesn't waver for a moment. If you say nothing, you will be showered in kisses and praise, a stream of questions that are not even that, but a way to prepare you for what you ARE getting, whether you think you deserve it or not.
"What country do you wish to rule? What gems do you want me to adorn you with? Tell me, my Spark, say the word and it's yours."
Woe the who or what, that caused you trauma. If they are living, they won't be for long. If it isn't, there will be no trace of it to find soon.
And anyone who as much as thinks of interrupting Megatron in his praise of his Tiny Champion, will get a fusion cannon blast straight to their face.
If Lugnut doesn't get to them first, for disrespecting the importance of the victorious mate of his GLORIOUS Leader!
Hello! So glad to see a new transformers blog. I hope you're doing well. So could I maybe get TFA Blitzwing fluff with reader. Have a good day/night.
Hello, glad to see you glad! We decided we'll do some headcanons, hope you like em! ~Gregoria🏩
We all need some fluffy autumn date headcanons sometimes uwu I hope you like them~Mila💟
Icy:
He insists it is never too early for hot chocolate if they want it.
He enjoys flying above the forests when the fog looks like a river or sea, just to see his s/o's eyes twinkle at the sight.
He also adores seeing his s/o bundled up and snug as they enjoy the approaching seasonal cold with him
He sees an ad for an outdoor streaming of a horror flick and finds it intriguing. He takes on a holoform and takes his s/o on a Halloween date.
Hothead:
he's the best at kneading dough and has the most fun while at it. Make sure it's put into an actual oven to bake, though, otherwise you'll be clutching a charred loaf with a raw center, and the futile task of stopping Random from eating it whole.
He likes sitting and cuddling by bonfires he and his s/o made together. He may be pouting and grumbling if they tease him about being a softie, but he won't fight them about it.
Introduce him to 'smores. Do it. Once he gets the hang of making them, it'll become his favourite trick to show off.
his horror stories will have everyone pressed close to each other. Fella knows how to get his s/o to cuddle him while maintaining his tough guy look.
Random:
He calls them his little strudel and enjoys sprinkling cinnamon in their hair
LEAF PILES! He is an expert when it comes to making them and knows the best way to jump in! The more leaves that fly up and the bigger mess it makes, the better!
You know those twirly little seeds? The helicopter? The freefallers? Maple seeds/Maple 'copters? Yea, watching those fall makes him giddy. And HE LOVES SEEING HIS S/O TRYING TO CATCH THEM AS THEY FALL!
Running through corn mazes and playing hide and seek? With him? Greatest fun ever! Not for whoever owns the maze, if he's in his bot mode, since there won't be a maze left to speak of in the morning.
Right now I'm going through a really bad time and these little posts you make have really made me smile. If it's not too much can I get tfp or tfa ratchet showing his love to his s/o after they get thrown out of their home.
Alrighty! One protective, old and grumpy, but also loving and caring and sweet, prime time ambulance coming right UP!
*hugs* Whatever happens, know that things will get better. If not right away, eventualy they will. Sometimes you don't even notice it until you look back and go "Woah".
And until then, I hope we can keep bringing you many smiles, smirks or just general warm and fuzzy feelings with these. Keep those sirens blaring anon 💪🧡 ~Gregoria🏩
I'm sorry times are tough for you right now, but I'm glad our writings can bring you some form of solace during them. We'd be more than happy to provide this for you.
Be safe, dear friend, and we hope this grumpy (but caring) old mech can bring you some comfort today. ~Mila💟
Ratchet comes to pick you up immediately after you called, using a ground bridge to get as close as safely possible to your location before rushing the rest of the way.
He uses his holoform to help you load your bags into his vehicle mode, a scowl drawn across his face. Not at you, of course, but at your predicament. At the people who would do this to you. He does his best to relax his facial features by the time you come to the first red light, then clears his throat.
“Hey… want to ride with the sirens on?”
This is a tactic that only works half the time, he knows that. He also knows Agent Fowler raises hell every time he does it for no “real reason”.
He could give less of a flying frag about what Fowler has to say, though. If driving around for a while with the sirens on will left your spirits even a little, he’ll do it.
If you say yes, then he’ll flip them on and take off, speeding around and laughing until nightfall. At that point, he’ll call for a ground bridge back to base.
If you decline the offer and say you just want to go to the base, then he’ll call for a ground bridge the moment he’s a safe distance away from prying human eyes.
“Hey there, love birds,” Arcee greets as you remove your bags from Ratchet’s alt and he transforms to his bot mode, “we were just getting the spare room set up.”
She looks down the hall where some of their teammates are moving equipment in and out of a room to make it suitable for their new house mate. Ratchet gives his thanks but says you’ll be staying in his room for the night. He wants to make sure you get all the comfort you need and want, a shoulder to cry on should you deem it necessary. You’ve just been through a very strenuous experience, no doubt it’s left you tired; he wants you to get some rest as soon as possible.
If you agree you’d rather stay in his room, he will do just that. (Smokescreen can pout and grumble all he wants (he was one of the bots who got roped into cleaning that room out) but Ratchet is having none of it.)
Whatever you need to get said rest, he will provide.
A warm beverage? Done.
Snacks? He disapproves of eating right before you try to sleep, but he will make an exception this once.
Hell, he’ll even lie down and recharge with you – something he rarely does these days. If it makes you feel safe, you can sleep on his chassis. You can set your pillow and blanket up once he lies down, and he’ll talk quietly with you until you drift off. The most he would do after that is put a servo over you, mostly to assure himself that you won’t roll over and fall off of him, but also to hopefully provide an extra layer of comfort and warmth.
Optimus and everyone else will welcome you to the base with open arms. You were already family to them, and they’re all going to love getting to see you a bit more. Ratchet especially.
"It may not be what you are used to, but until you can find something better you can stay here as long as you like." he gives a gentle smile "And know you will always have a home with me."
If you're taking requests, could I please ask headcanons on how you think Starscream kisses his human, and what kinds of dates you think he would like? Do you think he would like PDA, or would he be more secret about the relationship? Have a lovely day!! :D ❤️❤️❤️
Dawww Screamy! Birb man! This ask itself made our day! We'll go with TFP, since you didn't say which one exactly~Gregoria🏩
He doesn't want to take any risks with his s/o being used against him at anytime by anyone, so all the affection is done in private.
The most he'd do in public is hold them in/on his servo, and only when he feels safe enough.
If he was actualy relaxed, he would hug and cuddle with them in public. Nothing major, pretty much just existing in the same space and touching.
He is a GLUTTON for affection tho. Anykind. He'll be puty in the hands of his s/o.
His kisses, at first, are unsure. More like really slow pecks, because the first kiss he gave them knocked them over and he will be flustered about it forever.
If s/o gives him lots of time and reassurance tho, he will come around and get more confident... And he does turn out to be an amazing kisser.
The kind of kisser that has his s/o chasing after more when he moves away so they can catch a breath.
As for dates...
Coffee shops (we have a post with drink hcs coming up on Monday! ;D)
Science museums. (Let him geek out over interactive stuff!)
Learning about the science of a world so different from his own, with his s/o listening to him (and even participating in conversation) will have his eyes sparkling for days after that!
Will absolutely make fun of how little the humans actually know about the universe based off their space sections though.
He likes having conversations and sharing things he finds interesting with his s/o! If they get him to the point of confident rambling, he's going to be kept up all night, thinking about it and about how did his s/o manage that.
How would TFP Megatron, Soundwave and Predaking react to their human S/o who asked them to go to the prom with her?
All of them are flattered
If it weren't for the risk of putting their s/o in danger should the autobots or authorities suspect anything, Soundwave would find a way to go with them
Megatron knows he doesn't have the patience to be around that many humans, and would rather take her away from the crowd. Somewhere private, where he can gift her something personal for her academic success.
Predaking is proud of his mate's wit and will express it to her with riches. The jewelry industry suffers quite a blow and is mocked for decades afterwards, when multiple buisnesses report "a giant metal dragon stealing all of the most valuable gemstones and metals"
alright chiquitas, it’s your favorite gremlin. yeah you know which one
it’s a bitch’s birthday today and i don’t wanna ask for much, but i’d really appreciate anything kinky or lemony w/ the big soft archivist himself. we always craving some tfp op in this house of memes. really anything you have in mind, go for it, surprise me if you’d like, or if you have trouble w/ ideas, i’ll send a couple in another ask ^~^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GREMLIN! 🎉🎉🎉
We decided to do a few soft smutty headcanons and a quick doodle of your flustered Prime~Gregoria🏩
Happy Day of Escaping the Womb 🎉🎉🎉
We hope it's been a good one, darling uwu, and that you enjoy these!!~Mila💟
Rather than saying it, he likes to show his feeling and love, with his presence, with his touches, with the way he looks at them
He prefers listening to his s/o moan for him, plead for his spike, his valve, glossa, anything
Their afterglow look, the expression on their face right before they drift off into sleep?
He has a part of his processor dedicated to storing stills he takes when they are at their most beautiful
No, that doesn't mean they would always agree with him if he ever decided to share these… His attention to details is what lets him see more than most
After they are almost asleep, that's when he starts murmuring to them. How much they mean to him, how satisfying it was to be to let loose and frag them like a mech gone mad. How he enjoys giving all of himself to them and knows his s/o can take even more.
These aren't really words he speaks at times like this. It's more like whispered prayers. It's the beginning of a sentence lost in a satisfied hum of his cooling fans, as his s/o moves closer to him in their sleep. It's a sigh as his engines power down in his recharge and he shuts his optics.
Would some romance headcanons be done for the tfp autobots ? Like how thye express their feelings or what they look fro in a partner ? You two are amazing btw !! :)
HI! Thank you, we try our best! We decided to split this request into three bots per post, because it was getting too long. Similar format is gonna be used in the future for asks like this.~Gregoria🏩
These were a lot of fun to do! Hope you enjoy them as much as we enjoyed writing them, dear Anon!~Mila💟
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ROMANCE HEADCANONS 💙TFP AUTOBOTS💙:
PART 1, PART 2, PART 3
Optimus:
What he searches for in a partner: Someone curious, open minded.
Love language: Words of affirmation, Quality time
Short Headcanon: He likes taking his S/O on drives to different parts of the world,so he can admire nature with them. Seeing them explain certain phenomenons, or researching what the two of them saw, always makes his spark hum with joy.
Ratchet:
What he searches for in a partner: Someone who is comfortable to sit with in quiet, will make sure he takes care of himself, and can match the wit
Love language: Quality time
Short Headcanon: His s/o be the only one in the base who gets to sit on his shoulder, with Raf getting occasional shoulder privilege
Arcee:
What she searches for in a partner: Someone who helps her loosen up and have fun. Someone that can surprise her with remembering things she has said in the past, and helping her do things she can't do as a cybertronian
Love language: Physical touch, Acts of Service
Short Headcanon: There's nothing she looks more forward to, than enjoying a relaxing evening of winding down with her s/o. Curling up on the couch and watching the movies each of them picked, while cuddling. She especially enjoys it when her s/o helps her work out the kinks in her wing cables. It's much easier to do when she's mass displaced, though she will forever treasure the determined expression of her s/o and Jack, when the two of them tried to help her while she was in her full size.
