warning: this is going to be a long ass post so scroll down to your execution! it will go in the same order as the shsl title list.
shsl blogger (despalr): your hands are tied with a chain link rope that is wrapped around a pole. monobear turns your computer/laptop into a humanoid being. it's love at first sight, and you fall to your knees in desire and anguish. you give yourself over to what once was your life, and it rewards you with the kiss of death. when its face touches your head, it shocks you to the center of your core, leaving you fried and loveless. <3
shsl amateur geologist (gosuloli): your body is tied by its appendages and around a giant boulder that sits on top of a hill. your mouth is gagged, so it's already difficult to breathe. monobear lightly touches the boulder, and it moves to the cliff. the slope underneath is covered in jagged rocks, which your body meets only moments after falling of the edge. wheee~
shsl murderer (syosama): each appendage is tied to a horse's reigns. the tune of a jackbox that lies in monobear's hands can be heard softly in the background. you can only see the sky above you, which is a blue as the ocean. as each second passes by in the song, a horse takes exactly one step. when the song has reached its end, the horses will be far enough that your joints have been dislocated, but your skin hasn't started ripping. monobear plays the song a second time. it is during that song when you are dismembered. oops.
shsl virtual creator (zetsvbou): you are blindfolded and strapped to the ground with belt buckles. monobear presses a button, and all of your favorite action characters surround you. one by one, they make their weapons appear in the hands. on the count of three, they all strike, leaving you body pierced by what you had loved and created. :c
shsl realist (actualsailorscoutpekopekoyama): your body is tied up, and you are hanging upside by a tree branch in a dense forest. a minotaur is at the other stretch of forest, ready to strike. monobear shoots a starting fire with a gun, and waves a checkered flag. the minotaur hooves the ground, and charges at you. it misses a few times, scraping your arms with its horns as it runs past. now, you are swinging back and forth from the momentum and speed from the beast. it stands off to the side and waits until you swing into its horns. ~
sorry if these are a bit too gore-y!!
[edit: i'm tired as frick i'll finish the rest tomorrow maybe]
