#got laid parade

[fantrollassemblage]

throws all the heart pairs you sent be back and u

Shucri/Corona

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(all those body mods and pretty outfits are good shiiiit)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗(she considers corona a great friend! it would be help if )

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗(honestly she prefers gossiping and wingmaning with her)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗(naaaah)

Vivant/Valyre

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗(bit too thin and lean for viv’s taste, but otherwise good)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗(it sorta counts as friendship right?)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (GET EM)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗(she hates her so much omg)

Renkie/Ixalia

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(its more of a 3 but renkie is giving points for ixalia making effort + the contrast makes the changes stand out more. still, some more body mods would be A+)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗(CHILDHOOD BROS BOI)

SEXUAL DESIRE: ????(its a mystery)

ROMANTIC INTENT: none(purely platonic feelings)

Endiro/Deliza

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(got dat nice butt bro/endiro is easy to please)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗(while he really appreciates deliza, a lot of their most important interests don’t align in the slightest)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (fingerguns)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗(maaaybe 2 shrugs)

[thecyrillictrolls]

shucri/corona, vivant/valyre, renkie/ixalia, endiro/deliza go wild

Shucri/Corona

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(midriff bffs, but MORE COLOR)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗(she knows about her meme remix soundcloud, that’s a lot of trust)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗(lowkey thinks she’s hot )

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗

Vivant/Valyre

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(dem hips man)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(patiently waiting)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗(in terms of wanting a black relationship, at least)

Renkie/Ixalia

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗(so much color, but she pulls it off)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗(ride or die, bitch)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗

Endiro/Deliza

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(exactly her type)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗(she’s really thankful she can confide in him)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(#fave)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗(if she absolutely HAD to settle, he’d do)

[thecyrillictrolls]

🌺🌺 Vivant/Valyre and Endiro/Deliza ;0

Valyre likes Vivant because its easy for her to feel black towards her. Valyre is serious by nature, frugal, and professional while vivant is vibrant, fun, and is more leisurely about her job. She feels Vivant is someone who smoothes her extremely sharp edges, and that even though Valyre is serious by nature, Vivant it someone who Valyre feels she can let a little loose around. She finds it fun to poke at Vivant’s insecurities and hobbies but not in away thats vindictive. 

Deliza likes Endiro because she feels he’s a loyal friend in the sense that she could make a bad decision and he’ll support her in trying to make the best of it. She enjoys being around his laid-back attitude since most of her friends tend to be a bit dramatic. She really enjoys their casual flinging and flirting. With him she feels they both understand where they are with each other, and that even though formally dating Endiro has crossed her mind at times, she knows she probably wont be happy in a formal relationship, whether it be red or black.

[journie]

came back to my room this morning and my roommates started cheering

[bitttersweetbabyy]

Petition to say "I got laid parade" instead of "walk of shame"

[sincerelyrf]

no but

thank u writers

[whatshouldwecallsinglelife]

Forget the "Walk of Shame" I prefer the "Got Laid Parade"

[penroseparticle]

walk of shame (“got laid parade,” whatever)