#got s05

[jonmundisreallove]

Tormund to the wildings: he's prettier than both my daughters...

Jon, when everyone is gone: so...you want to suck my dick

Tormund: ...

Tormund: Yes

[herostairss]

They're dragons, Khaleesi, they can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.

[vulpixelates]

In which I prove that I am a lunatic

FUCK OLLY THAT LITTLE SHITBAG ASS MOTHERFUCKER

JON TOOK HIM UNDER HIS WING ONLY FOR HIM TO BETRAY HIM

JON SAVED ALL THEIR FUCKING ASSES TWO TIMES OVER WHEN THE WILDLINGS ATTACKED AND THEY PAID HIM BACK BY STABBING HIM

THOSE SHITTY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

I AM STILL SO MAD ABOUT THIS OKAY

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT 

THEY ARE LUCKY THAT HE COMES BACK TO LIFE OR I SWEAR TO GOD 

I literally swore once that I was never going to watch this show again if Jon died. I watched this episode for the first time right as the premiere of season 6 was airing with someone, and they told me that there was a theory that he was going to come back to life. So I watched it and it happened and I literally screamed with joy at like 11pm and woke up the entire house

YOU CAN TAKE MY YGRITTE I GUESS BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE MY JON OR MY ARIA YOU PIECES OF SHIT I WILL GET YOU IF YOU DO OKAY 

(okay not really I literally feel bad killing insects but I will be very mad and it will take me like two years to watch the rest of your stupid amazing show)

anyway I hope everyone who stabbed Jon has sudden penis death and all of their cocks fall off

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Game of Thrones 5x07 - The Gift

OMFG SHOW COULD THERE BE LESS RAPE POSSIBLY. Jorah you boob. Cersei listen you maybe could have foreseen this outcome what with Lancel being there like all the time

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Game of Thrones 5x06 - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

See Jorah if you had just gone over to Tyrion and Varys and been all "hey I want to take you to my gurrl" everything would be fine. You would have Varys with you and that's always good, you wouldn't have grayscale, you'd probably be travelling in style... Aaaand you wouldn't be a slave. Kings Landing is now incredibly terrifying and I'm so worried about Loras... Oh Sansa. Oh my baby girl. Kill that shit.

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Game of Thrones 5x05 - Kill The Boy

NO JORAH MY BB

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Game of Thrones 5x04 - Sons of the Harpy

Mel get out of Jon's head. "You are the last Stark" pls like only Robb is dead, the rest of your siblings are all FINE.

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Game of Thrones 5x02 - The House of Black and White

My dear lord I really was far behind. OKAY LET’S DO THIS.
Bronn was totally going to kill his fiancee’s sister wasn’t he, God I love him