Sep 4, 2017
“Brother, I have been re-hymenated. And the Dude will not abide.” He turned to Kat, sliding his eyes over her figure. “What do you say, Tinkerbell? Wanna go a few rounds? Work out all that frustration?”
“…I’ll pass.”
“Suit yourself,” he shrugged. “I saw you think about it.”
“Actually, I was just trying to remember if I’ve ever heard anything as stupid as re-hymenated in my life.” Kat sneered, mocking his shrug. “Congratulations, by the way. I haven’t.”