#goth-thicc

[dungeonmalcontent]

Ya'll, I played myself. Someone actually opened Pandora's box and now I have a duty of responsibility to a customer.

I made meme shorts that were purchasable as a joke. but the joke was always on me. I have a business now, apparently.

[dungeonmalcontent]

Due to positive feedback from friends and strangers, the following design is available for purchase on my etsy shop.

Goth-Thicc Back and Purple Athletic Booty Shorts with Tentacle Heart Design

While this shop did begin as a joke, it can be sustained with essentially the bare minimum of sales. So if people want to continue to see these horrible shorts and more variations of horrible shorts and hoodies and perhaps sweatpants/joggers, you can choose to buy one of these things which you should not buy.

It is like the forbidden merch store. Are you going to open the Pandora's box of my horrible creativity? Are you going to say to the world "I like to wear black because it is slimming and makes my skin look fair and I have a big dumpy and I am ashamed of none of these things"? Because I already said those things.

[dungeonmalcontent]

Okay, because I can now just... I guess create clothing with custom designs on it? I have the unfortunate inspiration to create dumb designs.

So, here is a mock up of what my brain spat out. It is NOT for sale on my etsy because listing an item requires money and I am not dropping more change on a joke that I'm actually thinking about taking seriously.

The text reads "Goth-Thicc" and displays two purple tentacles forming a heart (or rear end) shape.

As a mostly straight male presenting person, I would probably wear that. The branding of "goth-thicc" speaks to me because I too would like to have a large posterior and goth vibes.

Man, why am I talking like I'm trying to sell this.

I'm gonna post some actual d&d stuff tomorrow.