Vanessa is a nibbler and a biter and Hermann gets a kick out of it ;)
"Darling, would you come in here?"
Vanessa sets down her tea and steps into the bathroom, still misty from the shower. She isn't sure what to expect, but the purpling spot a couple inches above Hermann's left clavicle takes her by surprise. "Oh," she says, immensely pleased.
"Look what you did to me," Hermann says wryly, toweling off the remnants of shaving cream.
"That is not workplace-appropriate at all." She wraps her arms around him from behind and nips at his shoulder. "How much shit would they give you?"
Hermann snorts softly and reaches for his shirt. "If they don't just assume I fell down the stairs, you mean?"
Vanessa straightens, and gently turns him to face her. The notion that anyone would not--well, people have strange tastes, it takes all kinds, and so on. Vanessa can cope with the existence of humans who don't consider her husband eminently bangable, the same way she can cope with the existence of humans who scratch their arses on the Underground, or call things that are red "blood orange". She'll just avoid them.
She reaches beyond him, to the shelf by the sink, finds a tube of crimson lipstick, and applies it slowly, while he watches. "I can make it unmistakeable."
For a moment he looks very, very tempted. His hands go to her hips and she thinks maybe he's about to spin her around, press her up against the edge of the sink, and how many ways could they improve their morning from there? But then his better judgment takes over. Damn it. "That's not workplace-appropriate," he sighs, and kisses the corner of her mouth.
Vanessa exaggerates her pout only a little. She tugs his shirt onto his shoulders and does the topmost button. "There. Now only you and I will know."
Hermann looks grateful, and perhaps a little turned on by that idea. "I'll pick up some markers on the way home so you can write 'Vanessa was here' wherever you like."
"Anywhere?" she says, grinning. Before he can respond she puts her lips around his earlobe. "Don't bother with markers," she says as she wipes the lipstick off. "This is much more fun."