#gourmanding

[raajasii]

►;; gourmanding. }}

◤♛ ⋮ ——     “This is a black-tailed python !   Isn’t it mesmerizing                            how the scales shimmer? Hold still; I’ll put her on you!”

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↛      Did daytime always have to be this excruciating? ( The man was grown, for Christ’s         sake, yet the deadening headache coming on was bound to leave him crying like a child. )

↛      But life goes on, and the sun continues to pierce his skull. Everyone was already up and about, actively working on what they needed to. The man’s mind was muddled. Turning to  the newest recruit, Joker sighs.

↠      “ D’you know what time it is? “

[maurlce]

"hey"

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: Wow they’re so “yes” and I’m so “no”2. Truth is: I love messing with you so much.3. How old do you look: like ancient. Old as dirt. {18}4. Have you ever made me laugh: Of course5. Have you ever made me mad: I don’t think so?6. Best feature: That cute lil face.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Of course, I’ve wanted to crush you for a while now.8. You’re my: favorite little satanist. 9. Name in my phone: “some Canadian hoe”10. Should you post this too? Yes. Post it.

[raajasii]

grey/soma ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) makin' it happen

( ♥;; Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who would throw the other in the pool:

i’m tempted to say grey bc he’s a grade A asshole but i’m also tempted to say soma bc he’s five and that would be his way of flirting probably. the only difference is that soma would react more like “ooooh that’s mean but you got me so good lol now i’m cold” and grey would straight up go “What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with doing this shit to me by the pool? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” act was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your fucking hands to yourself. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.“

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

soma: i can’t go out… [cough cough] … i’m  si c  k……

grey: boo, you whore

and then he’d leave him to nurse himself or die trying. survival of the fittest. so in short, soma is. wow.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

grey is like “fight me” 24/7 but ain’t nobody want to lose an eye so let soma teach you sum cool indian martial arts instead ok won’t you be thrilled to learn new types of combat

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

????? ?? ?? phipps………agni….. … anyone…….. hlep

they both love food though so all meals are incredibly romantic. as in they eat a lot and talk about how good said food is. living the life

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

soma builds the single most extravagant blanket fort mankind has ever seen which only makes grey snerk extra hard as he demolishes it. did i say soma was five i’m sorry that was a typo i meant to say grey is five

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

“bitch oh my god you never told me there would be snakes absolutely everywhere??? india sucks??? ? i’m going home”       … soma. B)

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:

does grey even give a shit whether or not something is of sentimental value to anyone else like. if it’s in his way, he’ll have it removed. he’d dig soma’s idol of kali-maa though. “haha bloodshed nice”. also won’t lay a finger on the household altar bc he ain’t getting on the bad side of no deities, u feel

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 ♦ ---------- “This is a gorgeously decorated event, don’t you think?”

[amorous-apparition]

gourmanding replied to your post:[ sO R RY for the sudden surge of late replies!!!...

welcome to canada. would you like your tour guide to be a beaver or a mountie. to shake things up, there is also the recent addition of moose guides.

[ bu t what in the seven hells of tim hortons is a MOUNTIE ]

[maurlce]

gourmanding liked for a starter

                “ You must be the butler of the queen!                    Your outfit tells all. I’m Maurice Cole,                   It’s a pleasure to meet you, sir.                    May I ask what brings you to Weston                   College today? “