#govert bidloo

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

William: I am sick and tired of everyone calling me "Wills" like why can't you just say William it's really not that hard. I mean -

De Witt: Wills!

William: It's William, if you please.

Bentinck: Wills!

William: WILLIAM, HANS, WILLIAM!!

Keppel: Wills.

William: Arnold. What did I just say?

Bidloo: Wills-

William: STOP IT!!!

*Mary walks in*

Mary: Wills?

William: Yes love! What do you want?

[physiologicdeadspace]

Govard Bidloo, Ontleding Des Menschelyken Lichaams, Amsterdam, 1690.

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Govert Bidloo or Govard Bidloo (12 March 1649 – 30 March 1713) was a Dutch Golden Age physician, anatomist, poet and playwright. He was the personal physician of William III of Orange-Nassau, Dutch stadholder and King of England, Scotland and Ireland. Bidloo was also a prolific and popular poet, opera librettist, and playwright. He wrote the libretto for the first-ever Dutch opera, Ceres, Venus en Bacchus (1686) by Johan Schenck. His collected works were published in three volumes after his death. One of Bidloo's students was his nephew Nicolaas Bidloo, who would go on to become the personal physician of Russian czar Peter the Great, and also founded a medical school in Moscow.

Soundtrack

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Our Faves In A Zombie Apocalypse:

Charles: Too oblivious to what's going on around him due to partying too hard; eaten.

Monmouth: Didn't notice until a zombie was right in front of him, ruining his anti-James propaganda; eaten.

James: Too busy screwing ladies to notice the zombies. Once seen, tries to convert them to Catholicism. Fails; eaten.

Maria: Mistakes zombie for James; eaten.

William: Ends up having an asthma attack when zombies break in; eaten.

Mary: Tries to warn everyone instead of escaping; eaten.

Anne: Is disgusted by lack of manners the zombies show; eaten.

George: Tries to rescue model ships; eaten.

Sarah: Too busy moaning about Abigail Masham to run; eaten.

John: Tries fighting zombies. Fails; eaten.

Bentinck: Tries carrying William but trips over; eaten.

Keppel: Tries to escape but all the zombie girls are soon fawning over him and the men get jealous; eaten (to the grief of zombie girlies!).

Bidloo: Makes a speech about how unhealthy the zombies look; eaten.

de Witt: Sees no difference between zombies and humans; eaten (he's been eaten before gang!) .

Shrewsbury: Survives because he has precautions for everything.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

"Could you please explain why tf you're at my surgery then?? Since you clearly don't think there's actually anything friggin wrong with you, dude."

- Govert Bidloo, to William III after having to endure an entire argument with the patient, Kensington circa.1689

[unanchored-ship]

Mary II, Govert Bidloo and James II for the ask game

Okay damn uh

James gets beheaded. Revenge for Monmouth 👏👏 I guess I'll bed Mary and wed Bidloo <- me and him out here taking care of William's ass together. We would love science together sm

[defensivelee]

my design for bidloo looks like a dyke

[defensivelee]

bidloo would make a great medicine cat. he's so yellowfang core