May 22
Alex hit a marmot and then crashed
not the marmot!!!
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Alex hit a marmot and then crashed
not the marmot!!!
at it again
i generated a list of 25 random words and i will write a shitty drabble based off one of them. which one, you ask? well that will be determined how max places in the gp
here are the words:
1. predator | 2. stun | 3. liberal | 4. basis | 5. pest | 6. hostage | 7. structure | 8. duck | 9. iron | 10. rotten | 11. initial | 12. hierarchy | 13. conspiracy | 14. architecture | 15. braid | 16. behead | 17. ant | 18. achievement | 19. headquarters | 20. stall | 21. jurisdiction | 22. crash | DNS. urine | DNF. business | DSQ. guess
(so, for example, if max gets p1, i will* write a drabble based off the one-word prompt "predator")
*no promises
soaked podium picture stuck in my head. they should make him wetter actually
gonna make a genuine race prediction this week instead of a delusional one because i don't have the energy:
finishing order for top10 will be george, kimi, norris, lewis, oscar, max, charles, isack, arvid, franco
lewis will get oscar at the start and maybe lando too and then they'll just kinda toodle around swip swapping into infinity and never actually doing anything
kimi will commit more crimes on george. they won't pay off. not crime enough.
george will complain. about something.
charles will pass max at some point and then fuck up and drop behind again
whole dash will have an existential crash out. again.
okay so my tag for this weekend is gpcan (aka grand prix de canada) and @lost-in-fandoms is the one to slide into my messages and say it elicits thoughts of both gp (person) and can (de red bull). so really this is her fault
personally i prefer the second one but i included the pc version too bc why not
so what i’m hearing from the practice session is that it’s going to be that much more cool and hot and impressive when max wins everything this weekend
holy shit i forgot to do a delusional predict
i guess retroactively the delusion would be that anything happened at all