Who wants some popcorn and a chat?
Snuggle up my little ones. Yes is this a trope? (Wait did that make sense? AKA grammatically? should I keep it b/c why not ? I mean you dumb and smart so i don’t know ) At this moment I definitely feel like the total off brand ( RIP Feline’s Basement ) version of Carrie Badhsaw TM TTM TM TM or pick any podcast you want about OMGOMGOMOG let’s get all to the real talk that people don’t talk about in dating and love and sexy sex sex. Please allow me one minute here to say yes I do actually feel like I’m leaning on that hard right now. However allow me to present this: The apartment I rent is actually concurrent with my city and my career, I do not like hyperbole and will be transparent as much as I can, and also I will not be all shock factor (see the hyperbole reference) but I do know some of you little buttons out there (I’m looking at allllll of everyone, give me your preferred pronoun I do promise and this is bold but I think I can rumble up a story to commiserate) will want to talk or read about the ‘stuff’ that maybe 99.98% of us and running have experienced or may be experiencing. Also this space? It is my head space so boy howdy and good gravy marie because if you take any interest in any of this you are in for a journey that is a big mixed bag of just messy fun/sad/fun?/trauma/some triggers/who knows my hamster in my head is so exhausted I’m trying to cover the bases. Hard line is yes I’m basically that crazy aunt you didn’t want to hear stories from but they tell ya anyway. At this moment I am shockingly out of words to express my thinks and thoughts but do want to let any individual that happens to trip over this ramble, just know yes I am aware of internets and trolls and the everything awful. I’ll probably get a lotta awful here but guess what you troopers….NOT YOU NEVER YOU AND I DO NOT LIKE ABSOLUTES BUT IF YOU MAKE A COMMENT OR ASK A QUESTION AND SOMEONE TRIES TO COME AT YOU COME TO ME. That was aggressive but really can we just stop with that and maybe have just polite discourse because we are actually all in this together which yes is frightening. Oh yeah that goes to this broad as well (that is my wording) just send away but please know I will just delete it like when I discovered the block or hide alert button because can’t we just have a dialogue instead of acting like a complete bag of smashed assholes? So. Anyone ready for a really weird mixed bag of stories that include but are not limited to:
The sexy sex sex sex !!!!! ( but it is mainly embarrassing and a PSA)
At home incidents that get you put in journals or just being called a dumbass
Actually wondering if cows do make friends based on one stupid meme but then you listened to a podcast on concerned cows and now you’re really invested
Mashed Potatoes
Dating or whatever you want to call it at this point I call it Svenguli
You’ve been through some grief? Depression? You don’t want to tell anyone because it is still a taboo MTMTMTMTMTMTM bring it but do see below
As you may have noticed I am in no way licensed in anything but years of therapy and just being that cartoon magnet for weird stories that people say to me “okay come on there’s no way that happened” and after a month or so they say something like “oh that is totally how you would die!!”
To end, the headline of my death was “woman found crushed between her bed and window with a headlamp on and no pants” to which my very lovely friend said “Oh gosh oh no that would be you!!!!” Luckily I was able to do a push up / headstand combo. I do still own said head lamp.
PPS I wrote this after [dude you didn’t even post script yet the fuck] a very unfortunate incident to which I will absolutely put blame on me and not solely on the mouth breathing bag of bones that would not allow the ground to bury them. So I know I over used a lot of words but cmon no one will read this but hooooo feels good to put my pen and paper on computer. And very terrifying at the same moment.
Be good to yourself, don’t be hard on you, don’t be a dick, always tip, and I will curse a lot. the fuck doesn’t tip that is rude as hell you have to spit in my entire face for my to go less than 10% that’s an industry story my bad I tangent. I’ll clean up I promise.
Maybe kind of ? I don’t know dude people don’t even know what the smuck you’re going to talk about or will they care? are you just mad at that meat sack? oh shoot kung fu kenny come on WHILE WATCHING KUNG FU HUSTLE IS THIS A SIGN?????????????
Yeah my ghost is back. Did any of this make sense? Fuck my spaghetti
Yes I saged with intent calm it down back there
