#graceinfinity

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DEAR ALEXIS MARIE WATSON

I LOVE YOU <3

This is my public apology for being a cuntmuffin for the last two weeks. I've been going through some personal shit and I let it affect our friendship like the total bitch I am sometimes.

I'm sorry times infinity. <3333

Hang out this weekend? Perhaps I'll take you to Tampa and stash your body in a dumpster after I .... I MEAN WE CAN GO TO THE MALL AND MAYBE GO GRAFFITI SOMETHING.

You're dah bestest friend evar.

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 graceinfinity replied to your post: The phone is ringing.

Except for me

Derp <3

[devourmetonight-blog]

Hi. I absolutely love you. <3

<3333333 lurve yew too bugbutt.

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graceinfinity replied to your post: i’m not getting any homework done :(

it’s that thing that teachers require you to do, but no one does.

Oh.

That's dumb.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING? ARE YOU GOING TO BE LIKE THAT GUY ON SCARY MOVIE AND FUCK A TURKEY?

Duh.

In front of your grandparents.

And your mom.

And the rest of your family.

Right on the dinner table.

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i'm not getting any homework done :(

Homework?

What is that?

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I CAN'T FIND MY TOILET PAPER. DID YOU EAT IT?

It was delicious.

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I SWALLOWED MY BABY TOOTH AND THEN I SHIT IT OUT AND IT WAS BROWN