Miss S. puts makeup on for one of the 5 school events a year that she wears it for (both winter concerts, both spring concerts, and the day the senior band plays at our provincial festival). All almost 400 kids Miss S. teaches: “OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO PRETTY!” and then they descend in an absolute mob. Um, thank you children? As opposed to the other 360 days a year, when I look like a dog’s breakfast, I suppose? :)











