Jul 17
working at an animal hotel be like
me booking in a new animal: so does your animal have any insensitivities or allergies?
Customer: no, none at all as far as we know :))
Me: so your cat can have wet food right?
Customer: oh yah he doesn't eat it much at home but sure!
Cat 2 days later: shitting and farting everywhere
Me on the phone w customer: so your cat is shitting and farting everywhere
Customer: oh did you give him wet food? He cn start shitting and farting if you give him wet food. I told you this when we arrived. You know this. Why did you give him wet food.
Me: I am going to reach through the phone and kill you right now
#orange.txt#NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!! VERBALLY NOR ON PAPER#GRAHHHHHH#I've been wrestling all morning with a shitting and farting MAINE COON KITTEN because of this#BOTH OF YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION OR WRITE THIS DOWN ON YOUR FORMS YOU FUUUUUCKERS#only 7 days left. Only 7 days left. Only 7 days left#I want to quit soooo fucking bad
