I'm really curious about what Jared and Shannon's biological dad looks like.....
I meannnnnnnnnnnn join. the. club.Tho at this point I’m hesitant to believe he even existed… they say children tend to look more like their father, to assist with bonding and I guess evolutionary shit so like the father doesn’t assume they’re not his and not want to like abandon them or eat them or something, but Shannon, to me, looks *so* much like his mama, and while I don’t see a lot of Constance in Jared, I see a lot of her mom, Grandma Ruby, in him - so there’s that. But looking at Shan and Jared, sometimes it’s so hard to even know they’re related? lol which I guess is where the Greek Boyfriend shit came from…classic.
And then when you add Babu into the mix - I think he looks a lot like Shannon and I don’t see much of Jared in him? Tho I know I’m in the minority there.
So I guess what I’m saying is Jared is more than likely an alien and/or chimera in human form. Have you seen Under the Skin? I like to imagine Scarjo based her performance on Jared.